they eat, they enjoy
nom crunch slurp sploot splat
the chicken is very cold, it's obvious that it hasn't been cocked
yay salmonella
dr. phil leans into obama for a sniff, obama rejects dr. phil's advances by ripping his nose off
"bitch wtf man" obama says robotically
":(" dr. phil goes into corner and cries
"wooooooooooooooopsies, wanna get married or something so the dumb author can go to sleep on not make the most weirdest shit past midnight? uwu"
"oh, ok"
