(UNFINISHED)
(this was just for fun and none of this is serious xD)
After Mika broke up with Ethan he has been feeling kind of depressed lately. His friends start trying to help him before its too late. But what if a demon starts helping him? What...
Blank bursted into laughter after hearing my answer. I just glared at him. It was clear i was very pissed. I just wanted to see Spencer again. Like ive been saying.
"ITS NOT FUNNY!" I yelled throwing the apple at him. He caught it with one of his stupid spider legs -_-
"ah- yes I need to stay healthy. Thanks." He bit into it then made a disgusted face. I giggled, "Its a rotten apple you goof. Cant believe you couldn't tell you rotten apple." I joked. He spit the pieces of chewed apple in me facey. T^T "Im no rotten apple!" He pouted throwing the apple at me.
It literally hit me in the face, "STOP!" I got pissed again wanting to slap him silly. He grinned, "calm your ass down cheez its Christ." (lol) That joke actually made me laugh this time, "Did you mean to say that ooor...???" I giggled. He sat at the table then sighed like this was getting boring as fuck.
I cleared my throat, "um...Blank?" I called and looked at him, he looked down. "where IS Spencer? Did you even take him?" I tried to get the right answer out of him this time. He looks up, "N-no...??? " he answered, laying his head on the table.
I frowned and looked away. Spencer must've ran away. "I gotta go find him." I said getting up but Blank stopped me, "Wait. Im sure hes fine. he'll come back wanting food I bet. Look for him later." He says. I tilted my head, "What? why do you care?" I say sitting back down.
"because I don't want to see him if i'm here." He did a duh face (nani). I shook my head, "Fine fine. He will come back." I sniffed I already missed him. well no fuck.
"So....? What were you going to do when you came in the kitchen?" He asked, I got up, "Eat." I said sticking my tongue out. (childish) He coughs, "fatty." He comments laughing. I looked down at me belly, "im no fatty, fatty." I said opening ze fridge. He frowned, "Im no fatty either!" He hissed.
"Jeez cant you take a fuckin joke." I grabbed ze milk yeeting it at him. It was a literal full jug and it pulled his ass down 😂😂😂😂 He was seriously on the floor.
"Damn boi. your weak." I commented picking the jug up, He growls and gets up, "It was unexpected thats all..." He scratched his head like a baboob. (lol its baboon XD)
"yeah..? Ok. Want some milky little kitty?" I said in my baby voice, He narrowed his eyes at me, "Shut up." He folded his arms. "um.......but you are a cat arent you?" I did ze bruh face. -____-
"Yaass." He literally says. I was shook, "Huh? nvm. U need some Milk." I did ze old vine and poured a bowl of milk for him, "Here ya go kitten." I chuckled fattly. He laped ze milky like a wittle kitty :3
"Thank you." He lifted his head up and then began drinking again. I stared, "um.....?" I shrugged and ran to ze pantry, "WOWIE LOOK AT ALL ZE CEREAL!" I fuckin tripped somehow. Blank looked up and laughed, "what da fook eef? OH OH CAN I SEEE!" He ran to where I was and he tripped as well o.O
"FUCKIN SHIT! FUCK IT ALL DAMMIT!!!" Blank got off me and rubbed his head. I got up too, "Fuckin hoe. Gravity can suck my fat ass!" I commented bumping into Blank,"Move ugly."
"u called your self ugly pfft.." he nudged me and made me bump into the door on the pantry. "STOP!" i pushed him. "make me!" He pushed me back and I fell over.
"Gravity hates u eef." He helped me up, "No fuckin shit." I pushed him again slinging ze door open hitting him in ze facey. He glitched away from the door. "STOP HURTING ME FATTY!" He yelled and yeeting inside ze pantry. WAIT wasnt the door open????? SHOCKER.
I jumped in as well looking up at ze shelf with all ze cereals, "Im about to be a cereal killer! WEE!" He bumped into me yet again. there wasn't enough room for both of us to fit in that pantry XD
"SHUT UP! IM going to be ze cereal killer." I said pushing him. He snarls and started climbing the shelf even tho he could reach the cereal. "NANI THE FOOK???!" I said sounding Irish 😌👌
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mmm damn boi noice-
He fell off and landed right on top of me. "ow-" He says getting up. "wowie." I said and also got up. Cool cool 😂
We both looked up, "Sooo...what kind you gonna get, eh?" He says still looking. "No no no...what kind do YOU want, hm?" I said also looking. SUDDENLY Are eyes locked on ze fRoOt lOopS 😳
"BOI-" we both said and grabbed ze froot loops but tOucHed hAndS. We stood there.....for like a hour. (JK XD) *we stood there for like 5 seconds. I pulled away, "Jeez you couldve asked if you wanted to hold hands." I joked. He flushes a bit and then grabs ze froot loops.
"HAAA GAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!" He ran out with the box. My jaw dropped to the floor. Those were MY froot loops ~_~ im gonna kill him.
I ran after him and jumped on him pinning him to the floor, "GIMME MY DAMN FROOT LOOPS HOE!" I yelled and tried to get the box from him but he was trying to keep it for his fat self -_-
"NO! THERE MINE ALL MINE!" He spat and pushed me off and got up hugging the box. "BITCH ITS MY HOUSE!" I yelled, "UM...BITCH! ITS MY FROOT LOOPS!" He does ze best mouth pop a gay idiot could do 😌👌yaass queen.
"Faggo." I comment being rAciSt (how is it racist lol) I stanched the box out his hands. "MINE!!!" I kissed the box. His eyes turned red and he bit my hand. I yelped and dropped the boxy, "OW! SHIT WHY DID YOU BITE ME!!" I rubbed the mark which was bleeding now. "I hope your not venomous. You fuckin spider boi." I glared and saw that he was now pouring ze froot loops in his bowl :(
"Nope. Im not but you taste pretty good." He smirks and I blink, "mm Kinky." I say and sit down not giving a fuck. He threw the empty box at me and started eating out the bowl like a dog would. I sniffed. He got the last of the froot loops T^T nuuu.
"B-blank?" I said looking up with watery eyes. He gulps loudly, "YES????" He says looking back down and gobbling ze froot loops. Wish it was my dick- 😭
I started sobbing because he got the last of ze froot loops. He looked up at me with shock."DUDE CHILL!" He licked his lips as he ate the last bit. I cried even harder cause now he couldn't share wit me T-T
He got up and sat beside me, "DId you want froot loop." He tried not to laugh. I nodded slowly. He suddenly out of no where shoved his long slimy tongue in my mouth 😩
I gasped but now i could taste ze footy loops! YAY 😋 mmm tasty.
I bit his tongue thinking it was a froot loop (how the fuck-) he pulled away whimpering, "fuck you." He says, "Did u taste ze frootyness?" He grinned. I nodded kinda embarrassed. Like was this a joke -_-
"Its ok Eef that didnt mean anything if u thought, just my way of sharing tongues. Get it...like in ze books." He nudges me. I didnt get it. "Um....ok." i looked down sadly.
"The warrior cat books." He did a bruh face. Stupid baby read Warrior cat books -_-
He shook his head and went to the pantry, "ok...! Im suddenly hungry for froot loops again." He pulled out the other box that was in there???? :V THIS BITCH-
I was double shooketh. "DID YOU KNOW THAT BOX WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME??????!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. He blinks, "Yes..?"
