(blanky is my Angel 💙 and he is half n half which means half demon and angel -__- thats why hes so noice 😌👌)
Blanks POV. (wait wait wait! HOLD UP- I thought this was a crankgameplays fanfic ._. oh well. go ahead Blank even tho its not about u -_-)
"YEAH IT IS! you can suck my ass author!" flips ze author off.
(oof no. bye o.O)
"bruh. this bitch"
(ANYWAYS BACK TO ZE STORY BITCHEZZ!) "nice. calling your followers bitches. --_--" (shut up-)
Blanky bois POV.
"Hey Mike! Get in here!" I called his name. he was just standing in the living room looking pretty pitiful. I got up and took his hand literally dragging him to the kitchen, "Whats wrong with you? We're still friends dont be sad. Now you and Ethan are gonna make up right now!" I said pushing him into Ethan. (wat lol)
Ethan jumped back and pushed him, he was still really pissed, "Im not saying anything to HIM!" He pointed in Mikes face like Mike was a disgrace for this holy family 😇👌Thanks Father Ethan-not- (jk sorry Father🙏 )
I put my hand on my hIps (BOI-) "No no No nO- Hes sorry so you should be too!" I pushed Mike closer to Ethan so he wouldn't run away or something but Ethan just backed away, "NO! He said sorry to you but not m-" I slapped him because im tried of talking i mean GET THE SHIT OVER WITH BITCH!
He rubbed his face, "HEY! That hurt." He pouted. I grinned, "Good now you also say sorry to Mike for calling him those bad things." I said giving him a look. He gulps and says, "I know your a pain in the ass....but that doesn't mean I shouldn't be mean to you....i-" I cut him off, "HURRY UP!"
Ethan jumped yet again and says, "IM SORRY MIKE IM SO SORRY!!!" he screamed hugging Mike tightly, Mike hugged back smiling a bit. Dont think he liked it, "u-um...yeah me too. SoRrY EeFy!" He pulled away giggling -_-
"Ok...now! Say I love you to each other-" I said looking between both of them smiling. They looked at each other awkwardly like, 'fuck this shit im out-' But Mike said something, "I WOVE YOU EEFY!" He hugged him again ruffling his hair.
"aww.." I said softly looking at my new canon ship! yaaass 😌👌💕 totally going to be a thing soon (BLANK SHUT UP!) "damn ok dAD!"
"OK NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! ETHAN YOU SAY U LOVE MIKEY NOW!!!! OR ILL FUCKIN BARRY YOUR SORRY ASS!" I yelled at him. He trembles and quickly says something, "I LOVE YOU MIKEY!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" He squeezes him. Looks like mikes eyes were going to poop out his ass :v
I did the best mouth pop, "OK! Good boys! hehe! So you are now officially the best of friends soon to get married and have BABIES!" My nose bled. I need to control myself...
Ethan mumbles something, "Doesn't mean I have to LIKE it." he huffed. Mike hits him playfully, "wouldn't expect you to fuli-" He comments from that stupid baby show Lion guard ----_____--
Suddenly Ethan just moves from this little moment i was gonna expect a kiss! BITCH GONNA RUIN MY SHIP! He sits at the table and just starts to drink MY MILK!!! that's it. Im gonna fight him 😩
-20 minutes later- (oh no -.-)
We were arguing and close to be killing someone 🙊 oop-
Soon after I had a chain saw in my hand going crazy with it I heard someones voice. I turned around and it was the one and only FATHER ETHAN! *gasps* wowie! 😱
"BOIS!!! THIS IS A CHRISTIAN FAMILY CALM DOWN!!! I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled at all of us looking pretty pissed ._.
"but i dont bel-" I put a finger on Ethans mouth telling him to fuck the shut up before he upset Father. "dont even-" I glared at him. Father looked between us shaking his head like, these bitches need milk'
We all looked down ashamed that we upset our good Father. "Sorry...F-father." I sighed shifting uncomfortablelyyyy.
"WAIT HOW DID U GET IN MY H-" I cut him off yet again, "SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!" I got close to his facey we almost kissed UwU cool.
Father just kept shaking his head. I hoped it was going to fall off cause how much he was shaking it ~_~ BOI-
"The 3 of you better get along or else. WAIT! I have an idea :p" He got his bible out, "Ok! Put your hands on this bible and I want you to promise you'll be friends for now on." He thought we were actually going to do it but we all shook our heads.
"Fine. Ill say this. bY zE pOweR of GOd I mAKe u fWiEnds! Good day my children." With that he left. I yelled something, "TELL NORMAN I SAID HES A RETARD!" I laughed. Ethan crossed his eyes, "nani? wh-"
I cut him off, "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!"
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