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Ze "OFFICIAL" Break up 👌😌

(I dont hate Mika actually and i know eef and her are still friends but this is obviously a joke- dont come at me ;-; )

(also credits to my favorite rapper Mgk pfft- xD) 

eEfYs POV.

I started to dial her number while Jack was watching me smiling, I took a breathe and dialed her number. This was it...if i do this ill have a greater life. (not lol)

I waited for her to pick up the phone but she was taking to long T^T "Idiot probably wont pick up the phone-" I said laughing and realized she was at the phone and she heard what I just said 😂

I gulped, "H-hey Mika...?" I stuttered out forgetting what ten lines i had to say to get this over with. I looked over at jack nervously who was tilting his head confused, "Go on- tell her everything we just went over in like ten lines." He said sitting on the sofa. 

(Sadly i didnt make up this song lol i literally put the lyrics down xD dont have to actually read it- its jumbled o.O)

"Hey Ethan..?" I heard from Mika who sounded confused. I had to say something quick- very quick...so I just started rapping 😂 "Girl I know, I know you bought me the watch! You ain't get it back though! My name on the back though!  I flipped the lock to the back door, And took the key under the mat though (yeah) I know you hate that But you did some things that you cannot take back I needed change Left a nickel for a dime That is a payback "What you sayin'? Bitch I'm over you and I ain't playin' Should've been a one night stand But here we go again I wish that I loved you Or that I cared (right, right) Or that I'd even give a damn if you were here But you're gone so it's fuck you I'm a player I am everything that you wanted but you're scared I wish I could say, "I love you" ("I love you") Or that I cared (right, right) Or that I'd even give a damn if you were here But you're gone so it's fuck you I'm a player I am everything that you wanted but you're scared Ay, please never call me Do not mention me in any stories Do not show up at the homie's party Come up to me and then say, "I'm sorry" You're just a You just a, hold up, lemme stop The Henny shots got the petty talk comin' I don't wanna have them thoughts runnin' Can't believe that I bust in a thot's stomach Fuck is wrong with you? I don't even get along with you (Not even a little bit) But the head was phenomenal Used to do that in the car with you (ha, true) Used to travel around the world just for the rendez-vous (come through) Now I gotta get high just to deal with you, these are the chronicles I wish that I loved you Or that I cared (right, right) Or that I'd even give a damn if you were here But you're gone so it's fuck you I'm a player I am everything that you wanted but you're scared I wish I could say, "I love you" ("I love you")Or that I cared (right, right) Or that I'd even give a damn if you were here But you're gone so it's fuck you I'm a player I am everything that you wanted but you're scared Yeah, yeah I wish that I loved you Or that I cared (right, right) Or that I'd even give a damn if you were here But you're gone so it's fuck you I'm a player I am everything that you wanted but you're scared I wish I could say, "I love you" ("I love you") Or that I cared (right, right) Or that I'd even give a damn if you were here But you're gone so it's fuck you I'm a player I am everything that you wanted Everything that you wanted..." 

-I fuckin sped through those lines "like a player" pFft- and it felt so GREAT! YES! IN YOUR FACE- "LIKE A BOSS!" Jack said literally finishing my thoughts. "but i said 10 lines! we had a deal!" he laughs falling off the sofa. 

I waited for a answer from Mika, she was speechless! xD all i could hear was her just crying on the phone! HA! JUST LIKE I DID! THATS WHAT U GET BITCH! yaas *puts shades on* 👌😎

😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Now u know how it feels to cry. But im not gonna cry over u again- so BYE!" I hung up kindaaa regretting i did that but not reallyyy. I threw the phone and pounced on Jack hugging him, "Im glad you came over..Thank you." I closed my eyes as he hugs back. "Anything for you-" He said softly and chuckles. 

"welp im still single but i dont care...im used to being single anyways!" I got off jack and sat back down. He nods also getting up, "Yeah, you got me dont worry..I had to go all the way here just to meet you..i was with felix but then i flew here to LA." he giggles. I looked over at him shocked, "You didnt have to! I would've been fine!" I said kinda worried for him,

He shrugs, "But if I never came who would've cured your depression, silly." He says and ruffles my hair. I laughed a bit, "Yeah I guess...Thanks again Jackaboyy!" i said stupidly. 

"heh. You also cant be depressed on your birthday! Its very close ya know! So Ill be at your party for sure...i wont miss it so thats why im here as well. oohhh and its Antis birthday tomorrow so I hope he doesn't come after me- but he followed me here so he can meet Dark and Blank or whatever...i dont know. So that's why im here in LA. his birthday party will be celebrated at my house since the egos decided for it to be there..I hope i dont get stabbed." Jack finished. I forgot about Antis birthday...I hope Blank could at least be happy too and go there so he can meet him..maybe Anti will cure his depression too xD

(1 Hour later)

After Jack left I decided to record a video, I was finally back to my old self...I think but still I'll get over it in like maybe 2 days. I was now in a greater life. 

:)