I've been cleaning up my old Wattpad stories, so in an effort to reduce my amount of individual books I've moved all my old Kirby one-offs/short stories into this single book. As promised, I'm not deleting them (even though I sometimes want to) caus...
Original Writing Date: August 8 2015 (Wattpad post date; can't find original file)
Original Wattpad Book: "Kirby Randomness"; 2015
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One day, Kirby was flying through the sky. "La la la laaaa!" He sang. After a while of flying, he bumped into Meta Knight, who was also flying.
"Dammit, Kirby!" Meta Knight snapped. "I told you before, this is MY SKY. So GET OUT OF IT."
"Naaaah," Kirby said as his tiny arms fluttered to keep his light body afloat. "I like the sky, so I think that imma stay here."
"OH HELLLLL NO!" Meta Knight yelled, talking like some obnoxious teenage girl. "You: out of my sky, NOW!"
"You: outta MY sky!" Kirby retorted.
"Get out of my sky, before I pop you like a balloon!" Meta Knight demanded, taking out his sword and pointing it threateningly at Kirby.
"I don't wanna," Kirby whined, sticking his tongue out at Meta Knight.
"Get on the ground before I-" Meta Knight started to threaten again, only to be cut off by a third voice; one that belonged to a particular, fat, blue and yellow penguin. Of course, it was King Dedede.
"Hey guys," Dedede greeted them. He flew in a similar way to Kirby; inhaling air and turning into a puffy ball shape. "Whatcha doin'?"
"Ugh! Not ANOTHER fatty in my skies!" Meta Knight cried.
"Who you callin' fat?" Kirby challenged, narrowing his eyes. "Yeah," Dedede added.
"I was once a happy Knight," Meta Knight began, sighing. "Flying freely through MY skies... That was, at least, until I crashed into Doofus #1," he scoffed, gesturing towards Kirby.
"I AM NOT A DOOFUS!!" Kirby screamed. Meta Knight ignored Kirby as he went on. "Then, as I was trying to get Doofus #1 out of MY sky, DOOFUS #2 shows up!"
"Uh... Who's 'Doofus #2'?" King Dedede asked. "Who do you think?" Meta Knight asked, somewhat exasperatedly. "Uhh... You?" King Dedede guessed. "IT IS YOU!!" Meta Knight screamed.
"Oh," was King Dedede's only reply.
"Hey there, guys! How's it going?"
The three turned to find the source of the fourth person: Bandana Waddle Dee. He was floating on Kirby's Warpstar. "Heeeey that's my star!" Kirby whined. "Oh, I'm sorry, Kirby!" Bandana Dee apologized. "But is it okay if I use it for now? I'm the only one out of us that can't fly..."
"I suppose," Kirby replied. "We are BFFs, after all."
"Yeey!" Bandana Dee cheered happily.
"WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL IN MY SKY?!" Meta Knight screamed. "I AM THE HIGHEST STAR WARRIOR IN DREAMLAND, SO YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY!!"
"BUT I'M THE KING OF DREAMLAND, SO YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY!" King Dedede retorted.
"BUT I'M THE YOUNGEST SO THAT MEANS EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN TO ME 'CAUSE I'M 'SO CUTE' AND CRAP!" Kirby screamed.
"THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!" Meta Knight yelled.
"LITTLE KIDS NEVER MAKE SENSE!!" Kirby retorted.
"WHY ARE WE STILL SCREAMING?!" King Dedede butted in.
"I DON'T KNOW!!" Kirby screamed.
"WE SHOULD PROBABLY STOP SCREAMING, THEN!" Meta Knight yelled.
"THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!" Kirby screamed.
"OKAY, LET'S STOP SCREAMING... NOW!" King Dedede yelled.
"OKAY!" Kirby and Meta Knight yelled at the same time.
Everyone fell silent after that. At least, they were silent until Meta Knight asked, "What were we all fighting about, anyway?"
"I don't even know..." King Dedede said, shaking his head.
"I have no idea," Kirby answered at the same time.
"Where am I, again?" Bandana Dee asked, snapping to attention. He'd been spacing out during the other three's screaming match.
There was silence from the four, until Meta Knight said, "Well, it must've not been important if we all forgot about it."
"I guess not." Kirby shrugged.
"Well, I'm going home," Meta Knight said. He flew away after that, heading towards Dedede's castle.
"Uh-oh..." Kirby said.
"What?" Bandana Dee asked.
"Remember how we painted his room hot pink?" Kirby asked.
"Oh..." Bandana Dee said.
"LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!" He screamed.
They flew away as fast as they could, leaving King Dedede. Then King Dedede cried because he is forever alone.
