Disney princess pisstake

Belle

Belle stepped out of her house and was immediately greeted by the delightful smell of horse shit. "Eew definitely not!" She declared and retreated back to her house to gather some clearly needed tools. These two things were a face mask and body mist. She then went about spraying everyone. People started staring at her with disgust on their faces as she repeatedly sprayed a child with asthma, disregarding that he was having a coughing fit.

Walking through the town Belle was surprised to see and old friend. Sort of anyway. "Hey Belle!" Gaston seductively whispered to her. Kicking him in the balls she replied with. "Hey asshole, what can I do for you?" She smiled "other than give you the inability to have children". Gaston, chuckling nervously slowly backed away. "On the subject of children, when do you fancy having mine" he winked.
"Wow Gaston in so flattered!"
"Really?!" He smiled "let's get going then!"
"Hmm yes just one thing"
"Anything darling lover"
"YOU SILLY BASTARD DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT A PERVERTED ASSHOLE LIKE YOU WOULD HIT THIS!?" Belle screamed "eew definitely not!". Belle proceeded to roundhouse Gaston in the jaw and then spray him with her fragrance. "And that's for the piss smell". Gaston whimpered as she walked away with her head held high.

After a few hours of round housing and spraying later:

"Yo, where's my dad?" Belle queried to the librarian. "Don't be unlady like Belle or you'll never get a husband!" She scolded.
"I'll show you bloody unlady like in a minute!"
"Heavens child, clean your mouth out! Your father has gone travelling around the woods again. Your welcome to take my horse to go look for him"
"Thank you I will take you up on that offer"

After around 75 attempts of getting on the horse Belle yet again falls off the steed. "Oh bugger it I'll fucking walk!".  A few hours of tracking later, Belle stumbles into a castle and she lets her curiosity get the better of her. She finds her father's horse in the courtyard and disregarding social distancing, personal space or trespassing she enters the castle.

"Yo paps where you at?" The castle echoed with her words for a sold minute before she got a reply. "HeLo MaDaMe!" Spoke a small voice coming from the dining table. "Eew definitely not!" She turned towards it and it seemed to be a candle stick. A talking candle stick! She was clearly frightened as she screamed at the top of her lungs, picked up the candle and threw it against the wall. "mAdAmE tHeRe Is ReAlLy No NeEd FoR vIoLeNcE!". Belle completely ignored this though as she (still screaming) ran to the candle, snapped it across her knee and threw it into the fire.

A few dances montages round house kicking, breaking of jaws and snapping of candles later:

"Belle I'm dying!" The beast whimpered. "Let my dying wish be that I get a kiss from the prettiest woman in the world". Belle unable to upturn her lip at a death wish kissed the beast. "OMG no Belle I meant Gaston!". Belle in utter shock and embarrassment called Gaston over and the beast kissed him so passionately that the beast changed into the most beautiful man she had ever seen. A couple of years go by and Gaston and the beast are a happily married couple. Because Belle still felt terrible about kissing the beast she decided to give birth to Gastons babies for the beast to raise. She then goes back home and eats her feelings. In the library. She dies of ink poisoning.