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ilovethesmiths69- Reads 50
- Parts 2
(THIS WAS WRITTEN PURELY AS A JOKE) Sheila Birling is heartbroken at the fact that her fiance Gerald has been cheating on her. But little does the know that the photo that was shown to Gerald on that faithful night by the inspector was not the one of a young woman named Eva smith but the one of someone completely different...perhaps a certain vegan indie artist...+11 more- Reads 50
simppolice666- Reads 385
- Parts 10
idrk what else to call it but its basically the reactions of some of my fave and least fave twd characters to random things that pop in my head here and again- Reads 385
GalacticWarriorZero- Reads 794
- Parts 40
A bit of a piss take of my other story, Away in Dreamland. I just thought it would be funny to do.+9 more- Reads 794
Fandomlife_Obsession- Reads 8
- Parts 1
To clarify, this is a piss take we have no clue what we're doing and know very little about twilight. Hedward Culinary and Cakeob Wolfboy are rivals competing for the love of Bell Duck ready to embrace her into their lives. But who will Bell choose? Let the high school drama, late night confessions, steamy kisses and chaos commence.- Reads 8
Victoria_Rose17- Reads 1,041
- Parts 4
[This is under severe reconstruction, read at your own risk].What do you get when you take all the cliche werewolf story elements, twist them around and create a piss take book. The answer? 'Its Lust Not Love' The war between Nathan Saxon and Emily Fox began in kindergarden, when Emily wrecked Nathen's pants to make it look like he wet himself. Since then the two have been life long enemies trying their very best to make each others lives hell. When the two reach their senior year Emily has climbed to the peak of the school social ladder whilst Nathan has been left at the bottom with the nerds. So what happens when Nathan turns 18 and discovers Emily is his mate? (did I mention he's a werewolf?) Will he attempt to confront the conceited school bitch in an effort to discover love or will he run from his mate. Oh and throw in the issue that Emily is the girlfriend/lover of the pack alpha whilst Nathan is the bottom omega. And what will Emily do once she discovers the paranormal world exist? Will she run to Nathans open arms or will she, a mere human, run from her mate? They say mate's are designed by fate for each other, lets test that theory shall we?- Reads 1,041
pans4kate42069- Reads 385
- Parts 5
A humble response to the horrifying fanfic Kate decided to write about shipping two of her closest friends and this is the revenge of poplena coming back to haunt our smug pansexual pal...enjoy our Kate X pans fanfic about her fondling kitchen utensils :)))+15 more- Reads 385
xjessikabutsonx- Reads 91
- Parts 3
|| UNDER CONSTRUCTION || young girl finds her sheepality. she was grazed woops raised as a sheep in a farm in east califoornia she longs for a better life and heads to the bright city lights of los angeles- Reads 91
k_hix24- Reads 197
- Parts 3
Shout out to PaperMarioArtist for the og book the og book: https://www.wattpad.com/story/266386406-paper-mario-the-origami-king-refolding-creases+2 more- Reads 197
Serenity811- Reads 536
- Parts 20
Following the previous story from The Blizzard of Liberation, the story centres around the aftermath of the kidnapping incident. Matias urged Valen to help him untangle what the Amarillos' notorious neighbour is up to as part of her responsibility for what she wanted back there: to save the girls from the very same person. However, the big task requires more than her abilities as things began to unfold in a sinister way. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Pokémon appearing in the story nor the items (Pokeball, Potions, gym badges) as they belong to Gamefreak and Nintendo. However, the characters are mine and designed by myself. This story is a piss-take on the "overly kind protagonist" and "teenage hero" troupe. It's about the consequences and efforts that it takes to make a difference in a messy space. If it makes you sick, please stop reading immediately. It was ridiculously fun to write, but in all seriousness, if this sickens you, I'd strongly advise you against reading the next part.+10 more- Reads 536
subversion- Reads 1,429
- Parts 1
The new girl at Westerson High is spontaneous, witty, daring, and goes by the name of Lia. When her gang of new friends challenge her to 'play the bad boy', she agrees without a second thought. From what she's heard, the guy needs to take a reality check and sort out his priorities in life. After all - what goes around comes around, and its time that notorious Harvey learns his lesson. Right?- Reads 1,429
edmundishot- Reads 3
- Parts 1
DISCLAIMER: A PISSTAKE!!!!!! NONE OF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!! WE WROTE THIS WHEN WE WERE BORED ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, VERY LATE!!!!! MAY BE OFFENSIVE, CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE, DRUGS ETC. This story follow a posh family in their daily life.+3 more- Reads 3
18The bakery😋chatnoir604- Reads 22
- Parts 1
Follow the story of Lindsay as she moves to NYC and starts her new life. *She hears the caffe bell ring and this Greek like God is standing in front of her. *I was just so amazed by her.+14 more- Reads 22
ethot12345- Reads 510
- Parts 12
Poems are very short but powerful. *This is a pisstake* UR MOM APPROVES+16 more- Reads 510
