Pisstake Stories

WOW is this insaneeeee reading back. I wrote this in 2021 when I was twelve years old and deep in my weird kid emo anime phase. This is published purely as a pisstake. PLS LAUGH. disclaimer: this is bad.

piss kink 69 thank you for the dono These are gonna be shit..

The new girl at Westerson High is spontaneous, witty, daring, and goes by the name of Lia. When her gang of new friends challenge her to 'play the bad boy', she agrees without a second thought. From what she's heard, the guy needs to take a reality check and sort out his priorities in life. After all - what goes around comes around, and its time that notorious Harvey learns his lesson. Right?

stuff @Eurovision_Potatoe sends me

"It is not often I am lost for words but on this occasion... it's quite odd. Now, I'm not against odd but this is 'odd in a way I really don't understand the point of'." - my english teacher Written 31/03/23 in 1 hour. Received an A.

Mark is having an affair with Zoe sugg ..... Who is in a committed relationship with Alfie deyes........ Who mark also happens to be having an affair with 00 O Ye I'm not taking this seriously so no hate 😂

If you have recently or not found that you get turned on by pee, or enjoy the thought or activities that involve pee play.. then this book is for you. For this book I will take suggestions so make sure to comment what you would like to see! Or you can message me with what would would like to see? If you feel more comfortable with that. Although I can't promise I will message back but I will try! Enjoy this book filled with pee.

[This is under severe reconstruction, read at your own risk].What do you get when you take all the cliche werewolf story elements, twist them around and create a piss take book. The answer? 'Its Lust Not Love' The war between Nathan Saxon and Emily Fox began in kindergarden, when Emily wrecked Nathen's pants to make it look like he wet himself. Since then the two have been life long enemies trying their very best to make each others lives hell. When the two reach their senior year Emily has climbed to the peak of the school social ladder whilst Nathan has been left at the bottom with the nerds. So what happens when Nathan turns 18 and discovers Emily is his mate? (did I mention he's a werewolf?) Will he attempt to confront the conceited school bitch in an effort to discover love or will he run from his mate. Oh and throw in the issue that Emily is the girlfriend/lover of the pack alpha whilst Nathan is the bottom omega. And what will Emily do once she discovers the paranormal world exist? Will she run to Nathans open arms or will she, a mere human, run from her mate? They say mate's are designed by fate for each other, lets test that theory shall we?

idrk what else to call it but its basically the reactions of some of my fave and least fave twd characters to random things that pop in my head here and again

Poems are very short but powerful. *This is a pisstake* UR MOM APPROVES

Shout out to PaperMarioArtist for the og book the og book: https://www.wattpad.com/story/266386406-paper-mario-the-origami-king-refolding-creases

ONE SHOT PISS TAKE This is just a piss take so I wont actually be taking this story seriously and some stuff wont be accurate but whatever. Who comes out on top as the true ruler of you tube? Is it your old pal pewds? Or is it T-Series, the Illuminati. I don't own anything except for the plot and the shitty writing.

In a world where vegan pizzas and anarcho-capitalism are looked down upon, how could a new vegan pizza by Japa Pohn's (not Papa John's) impact Ally's life.

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⚠️𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚⚠️ This is a piss take on abusive fathers. I'm so sorry if you have one or experienced being abused by a family member

The time I went to Austria

DISCLAIMER: A PISSTAKE!!!!!! NONE OF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!! WE WROTE THIS WHEN WE WERE BORED ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, VERY LATE!!!!! MAY BE OFFENSIVE, CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE, DRUGS ETC. This story follow a posh family in their daily life.

Following the previous story from The Blizzard of Liberation, the story centres around the aftermath of the kidnapping incident. Matias urged Valen to help him untangle what the Amarillos' notorious neighbour is up to as part of her responsibility for what she wanted back there: to save the girls from the very same person. However, the big task requires more than her abilities as things began to unfold in a sinister way. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Pokémon appearing in the story nor the items (Pokeball, Potions, gym badges) as they belong to Gamefreak and Nintendo. However, the characters are mine and designed by myself. This story is a piss-take on the "overly kind protagonist" and "teenage hero" troupe. It's about the consequences and efforts that it takes to make a difference in a messy space. If it makes you sick, please stop reading immediately. It was ridiculously fun to write, but in all seriousness, if this sickens you, I'd strongly advise you against reading the next part.