Pisstake Stories

This is the best wattpad story ever 😏

If you have recently or not found that you get turned on by pee, or enjoy the thought or activities that involve pee play.. then this book is for you. For this book I will take suggestions so make sure to comment what you would like to see! Or you can message me with what would would like to see? If you feel more comfortable with that. Although I can't promise I will message back but I will try! Enjoy this book filled with pee.

⚠️𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚⚠️ This is a piss take on abusive fathers. I'm so sorry if you have one or experienced being abused by a family member

In a world where vegan pizzas and anarcho-capitalism are looked down upon, how could a new vegan pizza by Japa Pohn's (not Papa John's) impact Ally's life.

Can I? A short story by Boobs 🔴🔴

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As the title of this series entitles these are piss takes, just taking something and either over exaggerating it or making it seem petty Me writing this series does not mean I don't have a heart, but sometimes I really don't. if things like this offend you, DO NOT READ FROM THIS SERIES .

Mark is having an affair with Zoe sugg ..... Who is in a committed relationship with Alfie deyes........ Who mark also happens to be having an affair with 00 O Ye I'm not taking this seriously so no hate 😂

To clarify, this is a piss take we have no clue what we're doing and know very little about twilight. Hedward Culinary and Cakeob Wolfboy are rivals competing for the love of Bell Duck ready to embrace her into their lives. But who will Bell choose? Let the high school drama, late night confessions, steamy kisses and chaos commence.

The new girl at Westerson High is spontaneous, witty, daring, and goes by the name of Lia. When her gang of new friends challenge her to 'play the bad boy', she agrees without a second thought. From what she's heard, the guy needs to take a reality check and sort out his priorities in life. After all - what goes around comes around, and its time that notorious Harvey learns his lesson. Right?

Based on my friend group (MC SAUSAGE)

Poems are very short but powerful. *This is a pisstake* UR MOM APPROVES

A bit of a piss take of my other story, Away in Dreamland. I just thought it would be funny to do.

ONE SHOT PISS TAKE This is just a piss take so I wont actually be taking this story seriously and some stuff wont be accurate but whatever. Who comes out on top as the true ruler of you tube? Is it your old pal pewds? Or is it T-Series, the Illuminati. I don't own anything except for the plot and the shitty writing.

Bitches be hatin and like Brian over dere be like nuh uh

The time I went to Austria

Just something I did when i was bored

[This is under severe reconstruction, read at your own risk].What do you get when you take all the cliche werewolf story elements, twist them around and create a piss take book. The answer? 'Its Lust Not Love' The war between Nathan Saxon and Emily Fox began in kindergarden, when Emily wrecked Nathen's pants to make it look like he wet himself. Since then the two have been life long enemies trying their very best to make each others lives hell. When the two reach their senior year Emily has climbed to the peak of the school social ladder whilst Nathan has been left at the bottom with the nerds. So what happens when Nathan turns 18 and discovers Emily is his mate? (did I mention he's a werewolf?) Will he attempt to confront the conceited school bitch in an effort to discover love or will he run from his mate. Oh and throw in the issue that Emily is the girlfriend/lover of the pack alpha whilst Nathan is the bottom omega. And what will Emily do once she discovers the paranormal world exist? Will she run to Nathans open arms or will she, a mere human, run from her mate? They say mate's are designed by fate for each other, lets test that theory shall we?