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ilovethesmiths69- Reads 53
- Parts 2
(THIS WAS WRITTEN PURELY AS A JOKE) Sheila Birling is heartbroken at the fact that her fiance Gerald has been cheating on her. But little does the know that the photo that was shown to Gerald on that faithful night by the inspector was not the one of a young woman named Eva smith but the one of someone completely different...perhaps a certain vegan indie artist...- Reads 53
Fandomlife_Obsession- Reads 8
- Parts 1
To clarify, this is a piss take we have no clue what we're doing and know very little about twilight. Hedward Culinary and Cakeob Wolfboy are rivals competing for the love of Bell Duck ready to embrace her into their lives. But who will Bell choose? Let the high school drama, late night confessions, steamy kisses and chaos commence.- Reads 8
GalacticWarriorZero- Reads 809
- Parts 40
A bit of a piss take of my other story, Away in Dreamland. I just thought it would be funny to do.+9 more- Reads 809
northernadam- Reads 222
- Parts 5
I've worked in numerous companies performing various roles within the Insurance and Finance Industry, a heavily regulated environment. I've handled complaints and arsehole customers for years. It's often said that a complaint handled correctly will result in the customer reaffirming the relationship with the company. It is cheaper to keep existing customers than acquiring new customers. Also, a person who has a bad experience is far more likely to tell a larger audience than someone who had a good experience. The last thing a company wants is to have a reputation for incompetences communicated to the masses.Companies are prepared to give out freebies to keep you quiet and content, whilst still promoting their product. Here lies in a collection of Bullshit complaints and the ill gotten payoffs I've recieved. Enjoy- Reads 222
kfr8888- Reads 228
- Parts 6
Mark is having an affair with Zoe sugg ..... Who is in a committed relationship with Alfie deyes........ Who mark also happens to be having an affair with 00 O Ye I'm not taking this seriously so no hate π- Reads 228
Serenity811- Reads 541
- Parts 20
Following the previous story from The Blizzard of Liberation, the story centres around the aftermath of the kidnapping incident. Matias urged Valen to help him untangle what the Amarillos' notorious neighbour is up to as part of her responsibility for what she wanted back there: to save the girls from the very same person. However, the big task requires more than her abilities as things began to unfold in a sinister way. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the PokΓ©mon appearing in the story nor the items (Pokeball, Potions, gym badges) as they belong to Gamefreak and Nintendo. However, the characters are mine and designed by myself. This story is a piss-take on the "overly kind protagonist" and "teenage hero" troupe. It's about the consequences and efforts that it takes to make a difference in a messy space. If it makes you sick, please stop reading immediately. It was ridiculously fun to write, but in all seriousness, if this sickens you, I'd strongly advise you against reading the next part.- Reads 541
Gay4WeskersSunglases- Reads 398
- Parts 1
ONE SHOT PISS TAKE This is just a piss take so I wont actually be taking this story seriously and some stuff wont be accurate but whatever. Who comes out on top as the true ruler of you tube? Is it your old pal pewds? Or is it T-Series, the Illuminati. I don't own anything except for the plot and the shitty writing.- Reads 398
simppolice666- Reads 395
- Parts 10
idrk what else to call it but its basically the reactions of some of my fave and least fave twd characters to random things that pop in my head here and again- Reads 395
edmundishot- Reads 4
- Parts 1
DISCLAIMER: A PISSTAKE!!!!!! NONE OF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!! WE WROTE THIS WHEN WE WERE BORED ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, VERY LATE!!!!! MAY BE OFFENSIVE, CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE, DRUGS ETC. This story follow a posh family in their daily life.+3 more- Reads 4
DE4DL0V3- Reads 5
- Parts 1
"It is not often I am lost for words but on this occasion... it's quite odd. Now, I'm not against odd but this is 'odd in a way I really don't understand the point of'." - my english teacher Written 31/03/23 in 1 hour. Received an A.+8 more- Reads 5
Ice-0K- Reads 49
- Parts 1
As the title of this series entitles these are piss takes, just taking something and either over exaggerating it or making it seem petty Me writing this series does not mean I don't have a heart, but sometimes I really don't. if things like this offend you, DO NOT READ FROM THIS SERIES .- Reads 49
CJBizbcc- Reads 85
- Parts 3
β οΈπͺππ₯π‘ππ‘πβ οΈ This is a piss take on abusive fathers. I'm so sorry if you have one or experienced being abused by a family member- Reads 85
chatnoir604- Reads 23
- Parts 1
Follow the story of Lindsay as she moves to NYC and starts her new life. *She hears the caffe bell ring and this Greek like God is standing in front of her. *I was just so amazed by her.- Reads 23
inactivehshf- Reads 17
- Parts 1
Emoji story. Have fun reading this. This is a pisstake fan fiction of the people who use emojis in their stories - if they're not social media related. Sorry, but I looks unprofessional and pretty stupid. I mean, it could be a great story, but the emojis kill the moods guys.- Reads 17