Pisstake Stories

Following the previous story from The Blizzard of Liberation, the story centres around the aftermath of the kidnapping incident. Matias urged Valen to help him untangle what the Amarillos' notorious neighbour is up to as part of her responsibility for what she wanted back there: to save the girls from the very same person. However, the big task requires more than her abilities as things began to unfold in a sinister way. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Pokémon appearing in the story nor the items (Pokeball, Potions, gym badges) as they belong to Gamefreak and Nintendo. However, the characters are mine and designed by myself. This story is a piss-take on the "overly kind protagonist" and "teenage hero" troupe. It's about consequences and efforts that it takes to make a difference in a messy space. If it makes you sick, please stop reading immediately.

This is the best wattpad story ever 😏

The new girl at Westerson High is spontaneous, witty, daring, and goes by the name of Lia. When her gang of new friends challenge her to 'play the bad boy', she agrees without a second thought. From what she's heard, the guy needs to take a reality check and sort out his priorities in life. After all - what goes around comes around, and its time that notorious Harvey learns his lesson. Right?

Emoji story. Have fun reading this. This is a pisstake fan fiction of the people who use emojis in their stories - if they're not social media related. Sorry, but I looks unprofessional and pretty stupid. I mean, it could be a great story, but the emojis kill the moods guys.

(THIS WAS WRITTEN PURELY AS A JOKE) Sheila Birling is heartbroken at the fact that her fiance Gerald has been cheating on her. But little does the know that the photo that was shown to Gerald on that faithful night by the inspector was not the one of a young woman named Eva smith but the one of someone completely different...perhaps a certain vegan indie artist...

A humble response to the horrifying fanfic Kate decided to write about shipping two of her closest friends and this is the revenge of poplena coming back to haunt our smug pansexual pal...enjoy our Kate X pans fanfic about her fondling kitchen utensils :)))

If you have recently or not found that you get turned on by pee, or enjoy the thought or activities that involve pee play.. then this book is for you. For this book I will take suggestions so make sure to comment what you would like to see! Or you can message me with what would would like to see? If you feel more comfortable with that. Although I can't promise I will message back but I will try! Enjoy this book filled with pee.

⚠️𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚⚠️ This is a piss take on abusive fathers. I'm so sorry if you have one or experienced being abused by a family member

[This is under severe reconstruction, read at your own risk].What do you get when you take all the cliche werewolf story elements, twist them around and create a piss take book. The answer? 'Its Lust Not Love' The war between Nathan Saxon and Emily Fox began in kindergarden, when Emily wrecked Nathen's pants to make it look like he wet himself. Since then the two have been life long enemies trying their very best to make each others lives hell. When the two reach their senior year Emily has climbed to the peak of the school social ladder whilst Nathan has been left at the bottom with the nerds. So what happens when Nathan turns 18 and discovers Emily is his mate? (did I mention he's a werewolf?) Will he attempt to confront the conceited school bitch in an effort to discover love or will he run from his mate. Oh and throw in the issue that Emily is the girlfriend/lover of the pack alpha whilst Nathan is the bottom omega. And what will Emily do once she discovers the paranormal world exist? Will she run to Nathans open arms or will she, a mere human, run from her mate? They say mate's are designed by fate for each other, lets test that theory shall we?

Bitches be hatin and like Brian over dere be like nuh uh

Follow the story of Lindsay as she moves to NYC and starts her new life. *She hears the caffe bell ring and this Greek like God is standing in front of her. *I was just so amazed by her.

stuff @Eurovision_Potatoe sends me

Based on my friend group (MC SAUSAGE)

piss kink 69 thank you for the dono These are gonna be shit..

DISCLAIMER: A PISSTAKE!!!!!! NONE OF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!! WE WROTE THIS WHEN WE WERE BORED ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, VERY LATE!!!!! MAY BE OFFENSIVE, CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE, DRUGS ETC. This story follow a posh family in their daily life.

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Just something I did when i was bored

idrk what else to call it but its basically the reactions of some of my fave and least fave twd characters to random things that pop in my head here and again

As the title of this series entitles these are piss takes, just taking something and either over exaggerating it or making it seem petty Me writing this series does not mean I don't have a heart, but sometimes I really don't. if things like this offend you, DO NOT READ FROM THIS SERIES .