Historias de Pisstake

Following the previous story from The Blizzard of Liberation, the story centres around the aftermath of the kidnapping incident. Matias urged Valen to help him untangle what the Amarillos' notorious neighbour is up to as part of her responsibility for what she wanted back there: to save the girls from the very same person. However, the big task requires more than her abilities as things began to unfold in a sinister way. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Pokémon appearing in the story nor the items (Pokeball, Potions, gym badges) as they belong to Gamefreak and Nintendo. However, the characters are mine and designed by myself. This story is a piss-take on the "overly kind protagonist" and "teenage hero" troupe. It's about the consequences and efforts that it takes to make a difference in a messy space. If it makes you sick, please stop reading immediately. It was ridiculously fun to write, but in all seriousness, if this sickens you, I'd strongly advise you against reading the next part.

This is the best wattpad story ever 😏

(THIS WAS WRITTEN PURELY AS A JOKE) Sheila Birling is heartbroken at the fact that her fiance Gerald has been cheating on her. But little does the know that the photo that was shown to Gerald on that faithful night by the inspector was not the one of a young woman named Eva smith but the one of someone completely different...perhaps a certain vegan indie artist...

DISCLAIMER: A PISSTAKE!!!!!! NONE OF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!! WE WROTE THIS WHEN WE WERE BORED ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, VERY LATE!!!!! MAY BE OFFENSIVE, CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE, DRUGS ETC. This story follow a posh family in their daily life.

stuff @Eurovision_Potatoe sends me

pls read

"It is not often I am lost for words but on this occasion... it's quite odd. Now, I'm not against odd but this is 'odd in a way I really don't understand the point of'." - my english teacher Written 31/03/23 in 1 hour. Received an A.

Bitches be hatin and like Brian over dere be like nuh uh

Just something I did when i was bored

Based on my friend group (MC SAUSAGE)

ONE SHOT PISS TAKE This is just a piss take so I wont actually be taking this story seriously and some stuff wont be accurate but whatever. Who comes out on top as the true ruler of you tube? Is it your old pal pewds? Or is it T-Series, the Illuminati. I don't own anything except for the plot and the shitty writing.

Poems are very short but powerful. *This is a pisstake* UR MOM APPROVES

idrk what else to call it but its basically the reactions of some of my fave and least fave twd characters to random things that pop in my head here and again

|| UNDER CONSTRUCTION || young girl finds her sheepality. she was grazed woops raised as a sheep in a farm in east califoornia she longs for a better life and heads to the bright city lights of los angeles

The time I went to Austria

The new girl at Westerson High is spontaneous, witty, daring, and goes by the name of Lia. When her gang of new friends challenge her to 'play the bad boy', she agrees without a second thought. From what she's heard, the guy needs to take a reality check and sort out his priorities in life. After all - what goes around comes around, and its time that notorious Harvey learns his lesson. Right?

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I've worked in numerous companies performing various roles within the Insurance and Finance Industry, a heavily regulated environment. I've handled complaints and arsehole customers for years. It's often said that a complaint handled correctly will result in the customer reaffirming the relationship with the company. It is cheaper to keep existing customers than acquiring new customers. Also, a person who has a bad experience is far more likely to tell a larger audience than someone who had a good experience. The last thing a company wants is to have a reputation for incompetences communicated to the masses.Companies are prepared to give out freebies to keep you quiet and content, whilst still promoting their product. Here lies in a collection of Bullshit complaints and the ill gotten payoffs I've recieved. Enjoy

A humble response to the horrifying fanfic Kate decided to write about shipping two of her closest friends and this is the revenge of poplena coming back to haunt our smug pansexual pal...enjoy our Kate X pans fanfic about her fondling kitchen utensils :)))

Mark is having an affair with Zoe sugg ..... Who is in a committed relationship with Alfie deyes........ Who mark also happens to be having an affair with 00 O Ye I'm not taking this seriously so no hate 😂