Bad jokes

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6 hours before baby lost jimbob aka her bat

"Will be my girlfriend baby?"

"Hmmmm"












Cmon please say yes








































"Of course teddy bear!"





BEEP BEEP BEEP
What happened? .....
Oh yeah I took baby's bat and she hit me over the head with her other bat 'bobby' "ah your awake" I looked up and saw baby "sorry I hit you" "it's okay "I sat up and patted her something she hates "why do you pat me?" Baby was quite annoyed by getting her head patted idk why "because you knocked me out so "truuuuuuuuuuueeeeeee"oh please stop in the name of cawthon i hate when people say something longer than its meant to be ""fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" "OhPlEaSeStOp" " fine" "now go get ready your sitting in a pair of shorts and a tank top go get ready"  "okay dad" baby walked out of the room and I was confused because I wasn't that bossy.

























Am I bossy?






Eh
I picked out an outfit and saw baby who was gonna scare me "aw you saw meh" Baby was sad I saw her "sorry babe"I kissed her head and saw a slight smile on her face "now your happy"
Thennnnnnn







"ELIZABETH THINK FAST!!!!!"
And then












"YALL NEED TO THROW BETTER"baby caught the ball and threw it back to bonnie and Micheal




"Oooooooo"bonnie was looking at us with a face that gave a weird look "what?" "Oh ooooooooo" micheal joined in "whys my lil'sis holding your hand Freddy"  "wh-what"baby looked down at our hands and noticed what they said was true "who cares?"Baby was trying to find a way out of being scolded  by her dad and her brothers teasing her because she was holding my hand "just because were holding hands doesn't mean anything"I let go of her hand while saying that to those to- "douchebags!" "ELIZABETH VIOLETTA AFTON WHY DID  YOU CALL US DOUCHEBAGS!"
Note:
Baby
Does
Not
Like
Being
Yelled
At
She
Cries
Or
Hits
You
With
A
Bat
.
.
.
In
This
Case
She
Did
Both


















"AH OW"Baby was hitting them until Micheal was bleeding and Bonnie had oil leaking from his head "I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!" Baby was screaming at them and literally I was there just drinking soda watching it all just happen...














"Baby calm down there both knocked out" I kissed her head just to let know it was okay and to stop "fi-fine"she wiped her tears and hugged me "hey wanna get ice-cream?" "Fr-from where?" Hehehehehhehehe "the freezer duh" baby giggled "sure" we walked to the kitchen "there's the two people that's been sleeping all morning " Chica was looking straight into our eyes and kinda everyone "loooong story" baby got out the ice-cream out while saying that "uhh baby is that blood and oil on you?" Foxy was looking at baby "well there's your story foxy"baby got a spoon and ate ice-cream straight out of tub "who did you kill this time Violeta?"springtrap asked as he was worried "one please don't call me by my middle name father and I knocked out Bonnie and Micheal" there was silence and uh "c'mon say something or your all next!"
"Baby?"
"Ya Fred?"
"Bad joke"

"Yea I noticed that"

"Ah c'mon guys it's a joke"






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