"Um... uh we can explain!" Brown pleaded nervously.
Before him and Bub stood a Green figure, astounded at the sight presented. They had been caught, quite literally, with their pants down.
"You know I'm going to report this" Green began. "It's common knowledge romantic and sexual affairs are strictly forbidden aboard the Skeld!"
Brown glanced nervously towards Bub, currently in the process of covering his exposed body, though struggling to fit into the tight suit. Brown had completely forgotten that rule, as he never expected to find a partner aboard this ship, but it was no matter. The time brown had spent with Bub was priceless, and he wouldn't trade it for the world.
"I...I'm sure there's s-s-something we could d-d-do" Brown bargained, "you can't tell anyone! I can't be ejected! I can't lose..." Brown trailed off, turning once again towards the man of his dreams, who had just finished completely putting on his uniform.
"I don't want to hear any of that shit" Green spoke firmly "I'm reporting you two here and now, and there's nothing you can do about it" Brown's heartbeat, which had already been elevated from the moments prior, had began to quicken even more so. As Green began to turn around to head for the cafeteria where the emergency meeting button was located, Brown began to glance around the room, trying to find a way to resolve his predicament. The white and blue hue of the medbay walls giving no solutions. As green approached the doorway, seeming to carry the fates of both Brown and Bub, he was caught off guard by the sudden slamming shut of the door.
"Hey" Bub called "Aren't you the prick who almost got me booted out?" Brown noticed a clearly furious Bub holding a tablet, with what appeared to be a map showing various places aboard the ship to hack. The aggressive demeanor was surprising to Brown, yet attractive all the same. Clearly startled, Green backed himself against the doors as Bub approached.
"Oh yeah... I thought I saw you go into thise vents." Green replied in a smug manner, although clearly showing his anxiety "I suppose I was right in my assessment that you were an imposter. Now I've got two reasons to kick you off then" Bub stomped closer, each step accompanied by an intimidating thud from the weight of his rear. Although they were the same height, Bub appeared to loom over the cowering Green.
"It's a shame then that you'll never get the chance to report us" Bub's gruff voice shook both Green and Brown to their cores. Then, without hesitation, Bub pulled a knife out of his suit. He was enraged, and ready to kill. As he pulled his hand back, preparing to deliver a lethal slash, he was abruptly stopped by Brown, holding back his muscular arm.
"What are you doing!?" Exclaimed Brown, clearly distressed at the thought of murder "You can't just kill him! There has to be a better way to fix this!"
"You think we can just let him off easily after what he's seen!?" Bub snapped. He attempted to pull his arm away from Brown's clutches, but to no avail, as Brown held on with all his might.
"In this world, not everything can be fixed where everyone is happy and no one loses. If you need something, it has to be at the cost of someone else" Bub's words were firm, harsh and unwavering.
"Can't we do something, anything else!?" Brown pleaded, tears rolling down his cheeks
"Look, Brown, it's us, or him" Bub implored "That's the way it was when that... happened, and that's the way it is now" Desperate, Brown held firm, using all of his might to hold back Bub's attack. That is, until a single, solitary tear formed in Bub's eye, fell to the floor, and flustered Brown. This was enough for Bub to shake his arm free, and begin his assault. The knife pierced the green flesh easily, delivering a wave of pain, and releasing an ocean of blood. Brown turned away, unable to witness the suffering and bloodshed. He knew deep down that Bub was right, he knew that this was the only way, but his conscience wouldn't let him admit it. Bub continued his attack, brutally stabbing Green six times. Just as Green was about to lose consciousness, Bub knelt down and looked him in the eye.
"I don't play by your rules. I don't need permission to cum aboard" He taunted, mocking his defeated foe. He then proceeded with his killing blow, chopping his adversary clean in half. He took the head as a trophy, leaving only Green's bottom half behind. He then approached Brown, facing the opposite wall in disgust.
"It's done" Bub whispered "We need to go now"
Brown didn't respond, as he was fixated on the wall. He was too unnerved by the prior incident to answer. Just as a loud knocking began to ring from the door, Bub forcefully grabbed Brown's arm, not too differently than Brown had done to him. Nothing seemed to snap him out of it. Realizing the dire nature of the situation, Bub gave up on trying to bring along Brown, instead going through the nearby vent after a small struggle. Although he would never admit it, he began to be concerned for Brown, swearing he would return to deal with him shortly.
After a few moments, the doors opened and a red figure walked through, seeing Brown all alone, standing near a freshly butchered corpse.

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Breach of Privacy: Permission to Cum Aboard
Roman d'amourit's an among us fanfic I made as a joke. shut up. Great for children. Note: if you play yellow in among us, go by bub, and recognize biscuitboy, 80, GenericBoy, phat deek and bigassMF, please message me. You're my hero