Breach of Privacy: Permission to Cum Aboard

Chapter 2

Brown walked into the cafeteria to find the group of a baker's dozen or so crewmates conversing among themselves. The crew used to have twelve members, but Teal was unfortunately ejected just the day before. "Another innocent bites the dust" Brown thinks to himself.  Discreetly, he slipped past the small crowd to take a seat at the large, circular table in the center of the eating area. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed the figure that had given so much pleasure just a few moments prior. Bub was a man who stuck out like a sore thumb, due to his large assets. His voluptuous curves certainly were among the many snacks in this cafeteria. After a short while, the crew gather and sit around the table. Brown could swear he heard a thud just as Bub sat down, followed by even louder thumps as his heartbeat quickened. How had he not noticed Bub at the prior meeting?
"I'm sure you're all wondering why I've called this meeting today"
The fellow who propped himself up onto the cafeteria table was a man in red, though he went by biscuitboy. Biscuitboy was the makeshift leader of the group. While no official titles or ranks are given aboard the ship, he has always been one to take charge and lead where it's needed most. While Brown has spoken to him on occasion, but he didn't know biscuitboy very well. 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I propose to you a theory" biscuitboy began. He always was the flamboyant type
"We all know there are two imposters on board, however, our search for clues has brought up nothing. Until today! My argument: yo purple lookin kinda sus"
Everyone around the table was shocked by this claim. Brown had known Purple, or less commonly referred to as 80, since the flight academy program while preparing to go to the Skeld. They were very close friends, chatting often and eating lunch together on occasion. He was well liked among his peers and took his work seriously. Could he possibly be an imposter? 
"Your theories have been wrong in the past, red. Do you not remember how Teal had to die at your baseless accusation?" Black chimes in
"I don't see enough evidence to support your wild claims"
The group seems to unanimously agree with Black's comment. People start saying to skip voting and leave it for another time. Had Brown had his precious time  with Bub interrupted just for a silly accusation such as that? What a waste. But just as Brown is about to skip his vote, he hears Green call to the rest of the group 
"I think I saw yellow go into the vents"
Brown's heart nearly stopped at the sound of those words. Beads of sweat began to form around his forehead, and he started to quiver. They were on to his subject of lust, and he just couldn't let them eject Bub. One by one, the crew began to accuse Bub of suspicious activity. 
"I haven't seen him do any tasks"
"He was following me earlier"
"Why hasn't he said anything?"
As each accusation left the mouths of the crewmates, Brown felt his heart sink more, and more. The man of his dreams was about to be ejected right before his very eyes and brown couldn't do a damn thing about it. Until he realized, he could do something. He wasn't helpless. All of the emotions built up suddenly exploded at once. 
"WAIT!"
Brown screamed at the top of his lungs. An abrupt silence filled the room. The crewmates were stunned. This was unlike anything Brown had done prior, typically being the quiet and reserved type.
"I… was with... um… y-y-yellow the whole time. I haven't… seen him p-pull anything suspicious" Brown spoke halfheartedly.
"Y-yeah… yeah, we were both in electrical together"
He wasn't sure what made him blush more, the attention he was drawing, or the sexy smirk yellow gave him from across the table. Either way, you could barely tell the difference between him and biscuitboy. Brown promptly sat down, avoiding eye contact and putting his hands in his lap. It took a moment of very awkward silence before the group unanimously replied
"Alright man, if you say so" 
The crew then congregated to do their various tasks after failing to rat out a culprit. Brown arose from his seat and began to waddle awkwardly towards his next task, as he was still quite shaken by the whole of the meeting. As he stumbled towards his next task at the upper engine, he noticed Bub beckoning him towards the medbay.
"Come in… I've got a surprise for you, my little scapegoat"

End of chapter 2