Yandere Dust x Blueberry

Chapter 5

Error: use me...? What?
Fresh: you could be a potential lave interest for him
Error: yea no. Not happening
Fresh: Aw cmon bro. At least try it?
Error: not a chance
Nightmare: hmm...if we can distract Ink from creating, we won't have to attack as much. Error just do it
Error: what?!? Nigh-
Nightmare: you heard what I said. Are you questioning my authority?
Error: ...no sir...
Nightmare: good
Fresh: neat. I'd suggest something for Dream but he's already friends with Cross
Nightmare: *looks at Cross*
Cross: ...he saved me from a cow
Nightmare: ah. Makes sense now about Blue
Fresh: he's the one who will believe in the balance if either Error or Dust tells him
Nightmare: I see...
Dust: I'll do it
Error: ...no I-
Fresh: ok Dust. Have fun. And uh...nevermind
Dust: ?
*meanwhile at the Star Sanses base*
Dream: ... *stares at his and Blues soul*
Blue: ...what the actual HEKK?!?
Ink: *walks in* what is it?
Blue: *looks at him* YOU!!!! YOU RAT!!!
Ink: what did I do...?
Dream: YOU GOT US PREGNANT!!
Ink: ...oh no
Dream: YOURE GONNA RUIN MY SHIP!!!
Blue: ?
Dream: and we won't be able to fight in the war but MY SHIP!!
Blue: ...
Ink: ...sorry
Dream: you should be!
Blue: Papy is gonna kill you when he gets back... *in head* how the actual fuck did I get pregnant...again?!
Dream: I can't wait for that!
Ink: oh no
Blue: I'm taking Broomie! No creating until these kids are born!
Ink: NOOOOO NOT BROOMIE!!!!
Blue: yes Broomie!! Hmf! *takes Inks brush*
Ink: *cries*
Blue: *rolls his eyes*
Dream: *hugs and pets Ink*
Blue: *sighs* I'm out
Dream: where are you going?
Blue: ...anywhere *walks out and texts Error* hey Glitch. Can you come get me? I'm in the Doodlesphere with an idiot and Dream
Error: *texts back* yea. Be right there
Blue: *puts his phone away and waits*
Error: *goes to him* so you have an admirer
Blue: oh? What type?
Error: I think you got yourself a yandere
Blue: oh shit. Who?
Error: Dust
Blue: ...Dust killed Papy...that's why he was in the lab...
Error: Carrot is dead?!?
Blue: yea...
Error: holy shit!
Blue: yea...why do you think I'm wearing his jacket?
Error: ...good point. You hate the cigarette smell
Blue: yea I do. Now lets go. What AU has the best shit?
Error: a new one. UnderLust. Thing is it's also supposed to make you horny and you remember what happened last time we were horny
Blue: that was...funny. Watching you die like that? Anyway let's go to this UnderLust place. Sounds fun
Error: ...you're weird
Blue: thanks Glitchy
Error: *sighs* I'd say I hate you but-
Blue: I know you don't. Plus you can't cuz then Bluescreen won't be able to see his Papa again *laughs*
Error: ... *sighs and opens a portal to UnderLust*
Blue: *goes through it*

TBC. I wrote a longer chapter!! Are you proud of me? Also yes Bluescreen is in this. He's a canon character in my multiverse. Same with Pallet and Blueprint. Anyway I LOVE YOU!!! Bye!!