IT'S CREEK SO HAHAHAHAHHA

I SAY KIRBY KNIGHT AND CREEK

PROBABLY THE CHEESIEST THING I WROTE AND I MADE KIRBY GAME PUNS XD

Kirby's Return to Dream Land.

Ruby bought that game for the Wii, since it looked cool. And by that, anything that has the color pink, must be her favorite. The little pink puffball is pink and had a fucking epic sword. Who wouldn't buy the game?

Craig wouldn't.

He doesn't like it. That wasn't enough to describe his hate toward the game. Everything is too adorable, until you get to the bloody part. And when you die, that's practically the only part Craig likes.

The only time Craig actually plays the game is when Ruby forces him. Because, he has to be a very good brother before he is allowed to drive around. Which isn't have worth it.

They played together. Craig being Meta Knight while Ruby is Kirby. While they were playing, they found out that you're allowed to share health by 'kissing.' How they found out? Ruby screaming that she's about to die and Craig stole the Maxim Tomato when he already has full health. You can figure the rest.

"It's like they're kissing," Ruby giggled. She continued walking, ignoring her brother being extremely quiet and not hating on the game after that moment. Craig has a perfect idea that includes a squeaky blonde vibrator coming over.

~

Tweek agreed to come over, after being bribed with coffee that is.

Craig would play everything smooth and cool to get Tweek to play the game with him. Get everything nice and boring and he'll nail--

"Let's play my sister's game." Or we can try the way Craig does. Doing it Craig's way is nice and boring.

Tweek nodded, half denying not to play it since it's his sister and not his. Ruby might go crazy and murder them all because Craig touched her game. Now, wouldn't that be too much pressure?

They set up everything and played in Craig's bedroom. They both sat on the floor with their WII remote with them, ready to play.

Tweek being Kirby, since Craig forced him. "W-What if I die?" Tweek kept questioning thoughts that he'll die. He won't suck up things that he was suppose to. He wouldn't hurt the innocent enemies that aren't doing anything, but flying and walking around. So, that made Tweek with full health.

While with Craig doing all the work and being Meta Knight. He had full health, so there was no way for his plan to work until they enter a boss fight. Craig losing health and Tweek still with full health being scared of everything.

Then, it finally happened. Craig's wish came true. It's like Meta Knight's Revenge.

Tweek got hurt by a Waddle Dee and lost some health. Now, Craig is on an Kirby's Adventure to find some food and steal it while giving it to Tweek. "Sweet J-Jesus! ACK! I'm gonna d-die!" Tweek squeaking. Hehe, Kirby's Squeak Squad. Tweek found the food before Craig did and was flying and walking to it, still avoiding all the enemies.

Too bad, since Craig found it and got it first. A disappointed and freaked out Tweek came out. Craig quickly went up to Tweek and shared the food. Tweek was bewildered, Craig doing what he just did on the game? He glanced at Craig and found him staring directly at him with a smirk.

Tweek's cheek turned pink as Kirby. Craig put the Wii remote aside and leaned in at Tweek's face. Putting his lips on Tweek's. It took awhile for Tweek respond, but he didn't push Craig away. Soon afterwards, Tweek closed his eyes and tilted his head a little, responding back to the kiss. Which is gay, but everyone loves gay.

They forgot all about the game, the forgot that the next room will be a boss fight to Whispy Woods. Since, they were both sitting down, Craig scooted closer to Tweek and wrapped his arms around Tweek's waist, bring him closer again. Tweek set his hands on Craig's chest and gripped on his shirt and he put his legs around Craig.

Craig picked up Tweek and put him on the bed, not breaking away from the tiny kiss, which turn more deep, desperate, and more gay. That didn't really matter afterwards.

They were in Dream Land.

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While, Ruby not finding her game. She knows Tweek is over, and the Wii isn't there. And Craig's door is closed. She decided not to open the door since she doesn't want to burn her virgin eyes.