IT'S CREEK SO HAHAHAHAHHA

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Tweek was calmly drinking his delicious most yummy coffee that his parents made, it was made back in 69 B.C., which means they were so fucking old. Their coffee was also special. Plus, their coffee was a coffee. And he was in Tweek Bros. Coffee which is happily opened because the bros. Wilfred Warfstache saved the name, and Kirby saved the game.

Craig likes Tweek. And he wants to go skateboards.

Skateboards.

But, Tweek is depressed and party pooper so he decided to commit suicide and now Craig mourns. He remembers it perfectly as it will be. Because for some reason he was too much of a pussy to stop Tweek.

"G-Goodbye, world," Tweek cried out.

"Oh, alright, Tweekers! I'll see you-" The Earth was disrupted by a gun shot and a lifeless vibrator in South Park. "That's not how I meant it at all," The Earth cried.

So, Craig went a little insane. Everyone was killed in South Park and some police officers came and asked Craig what happen.

Craig sat on his skateboard between the dead bodies and sailed through them. "Skateboards."

He remembered the time when Tweek and Craig was outside and having a romantic moment, and then- "YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!" Was heard.

And then let us go skateboards.