IT'S CREEK SO HAHAHAHAHHA

Parody of 1D rants

I read some 1D rants and shall use it on Creek lol
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F'TANG
Is that my alarm clock?
NAW
That be the underpants gnomes I fell off my bed
Do not fear I shall shadows so I no. Smell stinky
I hopped into THR eshow er because I'm 2 mainstream for walking
Wait
What if there was soap and i slip and fall and break my cup
2 MUCH PRESSURE
Me Parenta
Rename me
Kylie
Because I'm fucking badass
The end

Sequelz

1 day later:
I get pregnant.
How do pregnant men work?

Mongorians.

Bisequel:
2 days later:
Me and craig gets married at the age of 13
Lel

Triseiquel:
A gurk be jelly of us so dey try and Kellz us
And DJ she KILLZ our baby
Lolol
Raising day child was 2 MICH pressure

Fourth sequels:

Idk my life story is more Perfect
My life story brings all the fangirls to the yard
You see dat
My love life is better dan yours