Little dork (kenma x reader)

Kenams Birthday (prt 1)

So I was planning on making this on Kenmas birthday but like I'm inpatient asf so no❤️ Also for those who do not know kenmas birthday is October 16 let's go on with the chapter also so sorry kenma at the moment is now 22 so is kuroo and y/n and bf/n are 21 okay not\w onto the chapter.

Y/n POV 9:20 am Friday
Me and bf/n are on the couch just watching anime, AOT junior high specific. I'm laying on bf/n and she's just letting me. We're just eating froot loops and enjoying our Friday. No worries no noise and no Kenma and Kuroo, which I'm surprised about there is not a day where they don't bust in our rooms at 7:00 am just to be annoying. Yea and sometimes Kenma can be a total crackhead some days we can't stop him from doing shit. Today is just a relaxing Friday, or so I thought.

"GUYS KENMA IS AT WALMART!" Kuroo bust in or dorm screaming and slides on our wood floors with his black socks.
"Oh my god" Bf/n face palms and rolls her eyes then walks to the kitchen
"So?" I say and keeps watching Aot junior high while crunching on my froot loops
"It's Kenmas birthday" Kuroo starts jumping all excited
"I know I already ordered his present. I got him a animal crossing set because he's been texting me about EVERYDAY" i drag out the day and throw my head back hitting the wall lightly.
"Yea and I got him the animal crossing guide book.Y/N YOUR PUTTING THESE DISHES AWAY" Bf/n starts washing the dishes and looks at me with a death glare at the same time.
"No I already wash dishes make boba and mop at work" I roll my eyes at her
"Do i give a fuck no, now put theses dishes away when I'm done" she rolls her eyes and keeps working at the dishes
"Aye kuroo ill pay you a crisp $5 dollars if you put those dishes away for me" i whisper at him pulling out a $5 out of my pockets
"Hell yea" he takes my 5 dollars and starts to put away the dishes as bf/n cleans them
"That was smooth y/n smooth" she rolls her eyes at me
"I love you" I tease at her as I throw a old candy wrapper at her
She just flips me off silently and Kuroo is to busy putting away the dishes to notice.

When we're done kuroo sits next to me "y/n should we take him out" kuroo ask me confused
"We go out like everyday we should just have a sleepover and play games all night" i go on my phone and start playing with it
"That's not enough" kuroo shakes me aggressively giving me a headache
"You ruined my fucking hair" i whine and try to fix it
"We should have a party" kuroo says all excited
"Are you serious he hates party's so you even know the guy" I look at him confused and flick his forehead
"Right" he rolls his eye and sigh "maybe we should do your plan" he falls on the wood floor and lays their
"Yea' I sit back and go on my phone and start to text kenma
✨introverted cat✨
Happy Day you were born bro 😔✊
Thanks y/n btw I don't want
A party you probably know
That💀
BRUH THATS WHAT I TOLD KUROO😃
Yea I really just want
A chill birthday 🧍
Btw your present is something nice I swear😌
I don't need one just I just need
apple Pie😃
IJXJJIJS WELL TO BAD LUVS💀
btw can you get tampons
the fawk I don't know shit
About that stuff😭
HUHXUHJH NVMMM🧍‍♀️

"HAHAHAHAH IMMA CHOKE" i starts rolling around and fall in the floor still laughing
"What happened" bf/n ask me and walks over to me
"OKAY SO I TEXT KENMA THEN I ASKED "can you get tampons" BECAUSE HES AT THE STORE AND IM ON MY PERIOD" I keep laughing and rolling on the floor
"Why though" kuroo trys to hold in his laugh causing him to snort
"I DONT KNOW I FELT A SMALL CRAMP AND REMEMBERED "oh shit I need tampons" AND JUST ASKED" I keep on laughing
"Y/n your seriously stupid" bf/n starts to laugh calmly tho and makes her self some coffee
"IMMA CALL HIM" I pull out my phone and ring kenma and he answers
"Y/n why would you ask me that" kenma starts to laugh
"IM SORRY" I say while laughing still
"No just why" kenma starts to laugh under his breath
"WELL SO WHILE I TEXTING YOU I FELT A CRAMP AND I JUST REMEMBERED I NEEDED TAMPONS"i start start to calm down and you can hear kuroo laughing in the background
"Kuroo's is with you" you can hear kenmas eye roll
"Yea" i say still giggling
"Okay so I need to ask him something breifs or boxers" you can hear kenma laugh and pick up stuff
"KENMA WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT" kuroo takes my phone and starts to yell at kenma
"Well it's a question" kenma ask him
"Boxers bruh" he eye rolls and throws my phone to me
"Boxers it i-OH SHIT"you can hear stuff fall in the background
"KENMA YOU GOOD" bf/n yells and starts to laugh
"sir children are here you just can't be swearing around here. Especially that loud" you can hear a faint voice come from the call
I start to wheeze and roll on the ground and kuroo and bf/n start to laugh with me
"Yes ma'am" you hear kenmas quite voice come back again and you can hear him pick up stuff
"I wanna go home" kenma whines and whispers
I then do the unspeakable and yell into the phone "BITCH"
"Sir are those your friends" the lady comes back
"I have to go" you can hear kenma run away
"Y/n suck it" kenma says while you hear him running
"Aww thanks I'll PayPal you $15 and you can buy whatever you want as payback" i groan and send him the money
"Ahaha I'll be back in 10" kenma laughs sarcastically and then hangs up
I then get a text
✨introverted cat✨
SHES CHASING AFTER ME
RN IM PAYING FOR THE STUFF
LIKE IM FLASH😭
JIJJDIJS HAVE FUN
🖕
Kenma POV
"y/n I cant believe you got me away running from a Karen" i mumble under my breath while running outside with the Karen still chasing me
"YOU HAVE A PROBLEM YOU AND  YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS" she's at least 5 feet away from me
"MA'AM IM SORRY JUST LEAVE ME ALONE" I say still running. Jesus y/n did you have to do that.
"NO THATS DISRESPECTFUL" she's keeps running at me
'MA'AM ITS MY BIRTHDAY GIVE ME A BREAK" i yell as I'm almost at the dorms
"NO" she keeps on running trying to grab my hair
"FUC-I MEAN FRICK" I try to not cuss as she tries to grab my hair
"Hehe pretty boy" she almost gets my hair
I look at my pockets to feel the hair tie y/n gave a few days ago "thank goodness" I tie my hair back and can see the dorms
"OHOHO YOUR LUCKY" she stops and watches me run to the dorms
I flip her off still tying my hair back and stick my tongue at her.
"OOOH LITTLE BOY IMMA SEE YOU TOMMOROW YOU BETTER COUNT YOUR BLESSING" she says aggressively and walks away
I make it to y/n's dorm and I'm facing the door panting
"How was the run you better count your blessings" y/n wraps her arm around me
"Wait what' I look at her confused
"We saw and heard everything" y/n starts to laugh
"Come on let's go get you apple pie" bf/n drags us out of the dorms and outside
(Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby🕺do💃the🕺conga💃know🕺you💃can't🕺control💃your🕺body💃any 🕺longer 💃 idk I had to)
We then see the old lady who was chasing me standing and waiting at the door. "So theses your little friends" she points at us and makes that stupid old lady face
"Yea and what about it" kuroo walks up to her and hovers over her
"W-well which one of you sweared at me" she gulps and looks at each of us
"Me" says with a happy smile not worried at all
"Ohohoho you think that's funny show me some respect" she walks up to her a little to lose to her face
Y/n then snorts and looks the other way and starts to laugh "m-miss girl lemme tell you something respect is not given it's earned. You running after him is absolutely embarrassing you think deserves respect, please" she rolls her eyes and smiles at her
"Young lady" the lady then lifts up her hand and throws it at her face slapping y/n;
"I-ew did you touch me" y/n is more focussed on her touching her then the pain
"Oh hell no you did not just touch y/n" bf/n was about to fight the old lady but kuroo held her back
I'm just shocked and a bit pissed how dare she just hit someone and it's y/n.
Y/n POV
That old lady just slapped me ew. It kinda hurt but ew she touched me I could gag.
"Did you just touch her" I hear kenma say a bit aggressively and clench his fist
"I needed to teach your girlfriend what respect is" she says and me and kenma blush a bit
"He's not my boyfriend" I look to the side embarrassed and blushing
"Just why would you slap her" kenma walks up to the women about to hit her
"KENMA CHILL" i stand infront of the old lady protecting her
"W-What" kenma puts down his hand and looks down ashamed
"It's not a big deal, she just slapped me" i chuckle and look at him
"That's not right y/n" he shakes his head and looks at me
"She's a old white tourist women she doesn't know better (Nothing against white people they are absolutely beautiful)
"Come on we have to go" i take kenma bf/n and kuroo and drag them out of the dorm leaving the old lady.
"Okay so the plan is we're going to get kenmas pie and we go to the dorms and act like stupid gen z people okay"i say panting and laying on a building
"Sounds like a plan" bf/n then jumps on my back and wraps her legs around my waist making me piggyback her.
"I know a good apple pie place, remember like the 2nd day we all met me and y/n went to that cafe. Fucking love that pie." Kenma says with starts in his eyes

Seeing him so happy made my heart melt. I realized sometimes I just feel butterflies around kenma and my happiest around him. I don't know why he just makes me so happy. I catch myself staring at him rant about how good the pie is. It's so adorable seeing him get so happy about small things like that. Like that little animal crossing set. He can rant about about that for hours he has atleast 2 times just trying to convince to get it for him, and he did it successfully I got it as his present little cheap stake. Kenma catches me staring at me and blushes then looks away from me. I do the same and act like that never happened.

"ohoho y'all got feelings for eachother and it's so obvious" kuroo laughs at us and messes up kenmas hair
"Oh god kuroo if you don't shut up they been teasing us to" bf/n whispers aggressively at kuroo
"So? Oh god is we keep doing it they're going to tease us to right" kuroo rolls his eyes
"Okay so let's go to the mall and get me my pie" kenma says excited and starts jumping
Okay so I realized this chapter is way to fucking long so I decided that imma make 2 parts and part 2 may not be that long so I'll add like just a short one shot to fill it in okay umm bye kenma hoes❤️