Little dork (kenma x reader)

Kenmas birthday day final prt

BRO SCHOOL IS SO MY STRESSFUL AND I HAVE SO MANY EXTRA CLASSES SO SORRY ABOUT LATE UPDATES but here's good thing I get a lot of random ideas to feed you guys anyways enjoy the chapter✨
"I'm not gonna kill you just slap the sense into you'' I hear a bang and a lot of noise as me and Kuroo hide for dear life
"MERCY" I hear kenma yell and i couldn't help but laugh
Iiijjuikl"I'm done with you now imma make dinner and your going to eat it" I hear bf/n say faintly
I then see kenma walk into the room me and kuroo are hiding in with a red mark on his face. His face is just annoyed and terrified at the same time
"yall really left me there to die" kenma say still holding the door handle as ?he lightly sways it side to side
"I like the thought of living" kuroo gets up and goes out the room
"I don't my mom should've aborted me" I say jokingly and roll my eyes next thing I see is kenma close to my face
"Ayo don't say that" he looks at me calm and dead in the eye
"HOLY SHI-MMM" kenma covers my mouth and says to me
"Got that don't ever say things like that"

he lifts up his eyebrows a bit and I feel myself turn red, I don't know but seeing him seriouse like that always made me blush and I think it's just kinda really attractive-WAIT A DAMN MINUTE. Kenma is on one knee and while squatting with his other while holding the cam the back of my head with one hand with his other hand on the floor as I sit with my legs crossed.

"Got that y/n" he looks at me in the eye serious, I gulp
"Yes sir" my eyes widen
"Good now let's get drunk and eat" he ties his hair up in a half up half down hair style with my hair tie. They way he tied his hair up using my tie I couldn't help but blush. He's been holding on to that for a few weeks.
"Y/n?'' Kenma says and looks at me as I'm still on the floor
"Hm? Oh sorry" I get up and walk to the kitchen
"AYO I SMELL FOOD it smells, burnt?" I say with a concerned smile and bite my lip kenma is next to me and just looking a bf/n struggle to make food
"I forgot I can't cook" bf/n mumbles an "Imma call and Uber eats" she mumbles and takes out her phone and calls Uber Eats
Kenma POV

Y/n starts to laugh but this is different it's how do I say realer? She sounds lighter and her laugh it's not that crazy weird dorky laugh she has, this one is really cute and light. Y/n is covering her mouth with her hand and and laughing really cute. My eyes widen and my face turns pink.

"YKNOW WHAT FUCK IT WERE HAVING PIE FIRST" bf/n opens the pie and starts to eat MY pie
"That's mine" I look at her as her mouth is filled with my food
"Sorry" she says with her mouth full, I walk over to the pie and snatch it
"That's mine" I get a fork and start eating
"AYO SHARE" Y/n says and uses my fork to eat a piece of the pie( ice cream by BLACKPINK turned on while I was listening to their new album and I hate that song now I'm upset 🤠)
"Y/n thats my fork" I mumble a bit because she is really close to my face
"I know" she licks the fork clean and winks at me, I wink back because I have a habit of winking back and y/n looks stunned.
"I-" she drags me to the bathroom and closes the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING" kuroo yells and looks at us go to the bathroom
"Kenma if that's how you want to play, I'll play like that" y/n whispers in my ear and gives me intense eye contact
"I-I didn't mean too" i chuckle a bit as she starts to walk closer and I start walking backwards to the point I almost fall into the shower but y/n catches me holding my hand
"Don't fall" she pickes me up and walks away leaving me there. Does y/n like me no she probably just flirty what am I thinking I'm not her type at all. I go out the bathroom and see all of them talking and having fun
Then y/n goes behind me and covers my eyes "I-I CANT SEE" i say
"That's the point kenma bear" y/n chuckles a bit. She walk me to the counter and takes her hand away from my eyes I see a lit up cake that look....shitty.
"This is the shittiest cake I ever seen" i say and point at the cake, it says "happy birthday you lived to 22 years, old ass" on it in y/n's hand writing
"Wow how thoughtful" I say sarcastically and click my tongue
"I made the cake bf/n decorated and y/n wrote the thing on the top" kuroo says proud
"Blow out the candles and make a wish " bf/n says with a smile
"I am 22 years old I'm not doing that" I look at her serious
"Did I stutter make a wish" bf/n says back
"Yes ma'am" I blow out the the candles and make a wish
"Umm I wish that I ummm become rich or something" I say and look at bf/n trying to see if I'm safe
"Good now eat the cake that Kuroo made" y/n said stressing the name Kuroo
"O-Ok" I take a bite and I'm surprised it's not bad just a bit to sweet
"It's edible" I say while still picking at the cake
"EDIBLE, IS THAT A GOOD THING" Kuroo yells and slams his hand on the counter
"Let me try" y/n uses my fork again to take a piece of the cake
"It's not bad......but it's not good, it's like what Kenma said it's edible'' y/n says while chewing on the cake
"Thanks? Bf/n you try it" kuroo looks at bf/n
"Last time I tried your cooking I threw up for a good 5 minutes,no ill just eat the pie'' bf/n gives Kuroo a smile
5 minutes after eating y/n POV
"Ok what now" kenma looks at
"TikTo-" kuroo says
"NO" i yell i do not do TikTok i only scroll but i dont post, even if i did it would be cringy
"Do it y/n it cant be that bad, its my birthday" kenma ask of me. I sigh
"What are we doing kuroo" i sigh and click my tongue. Why i don't wanna do this.
"Just a dance" kuroo shows me the dance on his phone, it was ok but at the end you had to my god, you had to twerk
"No" i say with a big smile
Kuroo places his phone and starts the tiktok. Then the asshole pushed me in the phone
'YOU GOT THIS Y/N" bf/n and kenma cheer me on
I starts the Dance and its pretty fun i do the part where i uhmm twerk and it was fun not lying.
"AHJAHAH SEE Y/N THAT WAS FUN" bf/n spine me a bit, I look at kenma and he is extremely red.
"Not me flustering you"i cup kenmas red face
TW; alcohol,getting drunk
"No, haha got any alcohol" kenma look in our cabinets
"Jesus kenma, its in the fridge" bf/n says and gets 4 of us cups
Kenma then pours us all a cup
We all take a shot whole at the same time
"Nice,this is strong" i wipe tears away from my eyes
"This is disgusting, thats how you know its going to give good results"kuroo pours himself more
"Nothing i cant take" kenma gives himself another shot
"Jeez your a pro" i walk over to kenma as he still taking shots
"Thanks" kenma takes another one but some of alcohol rolled down his face i couldnt help but kinda find that attractive
"I guess were getting drunk" i take 5 shots nonstop
"Y/n chill you only took alcohol once this only your second time"
"Is y/n light weight" kuroo ask bf/n
"Eh" she says while looking at me take shots non-stop
"Y/n chill, we are not trying to get drunk" kenma says i begin to feel fuzzy
Kenma POV
"So wHy were you tAking so may hiccups shots"y/n says and looks a bit drunk, shit she is drunk.
"This is going to be funny" kuroo chuckles a bit and takes out his phone
"FunnY am hiccups i a CloWn" y/n says still drunk and walk up to kuroo, she then takes another shot.
"Yummy" y/n says,alcohols is absolutely disgusting I've been drunk myself and still hated the tatse.
"Yo kenma"y/ walks over to me,oh god.
"Your hot" she points at me,she just called me hot. Ok......
"Kuro0 your also hot but i hiccups that hiccups bf/n would lIke you mOre" y/n just starts to hiccup non-stop
Y/n then walk her way to the balcony.
"OH NO NO NO NO" bf/n drags y/n away from the balcony
"Wow rude AHAHAHAHA" y/n just starts to laugh and bf/n sits her drunk ass on the couch and she just keeps laughing. I sit on the couch with her and she then just stares at me. I think she is planning my murder.
"You smell like alcohol hiccups give me" she then climbs on top of me looking for the alcohol?
"Y/N" y/n is top of me I think looking for alcohol
"Stop hIding it" y/n says in a baby voice, kuroo then takes atleast 10 shots "I'm trying to get drunk too" kuroo begins to look like it.
He takes another 10 "godamn" kuroo eyes starts to tear up. This mf just took 20 shots
"Yawn" y/n just simply yawns and looks tired
"Kenma let's watch porn together like the old days"kuroo ask of me, is he dumb why would he say that.
"SHHH KUROO WHAT THE HELL" I then get some water and force him to drink that shit.
"Wow" kuroo just stands and looks like hes day dreaming
"Ugh what a day" i rub my face and go on the couch. Y/n is sleeping.
"Imma sleep like this idiot"i lay on the couch and close my eyes
The next day 9:00am
I wake up on the couch. I smell bacon but it smells good. Bf/n is cooking ummmm how, actually I'm not going to ask. I get up and feel something hot and long behind me i turn around and its y/n. She is just sleeping with drool coming sown her mouth.
"Morning i somehow made bacon" bf/n shows me the decent looking bacon
"Also i sent you a photo on your phone i think you will like it" bf/n smirks and keeps cooking

I check phone and sees photo sent from bf/n. Its wow its photo of me and y/n but she is sleeping on my chest. "A-AH" i freak out and accidentally throw my phone
"Mmm" I feel y/n get up "what th-jesus my head is ringing" y/n runs her hands through her head. "Morning ke-WAIT WHY AM I NEXT TO YOU" y/n then gets up and freaks out and then she see's my phone thats still open "i-wow we mm wow we wow"she says and walks to the bathroom slamming the dorm.
I sigh lay back on the couch grabbing my phone. Wait where is kuroo "where is kuroo" I ask

"I think he's passed out in either mine or y/n's bed" bf/says still cooking
"Ok what time did we go to sleep i was just a bit drunk and y/n oh god" i ask questions about last night
"I think around 10 pm pretty early and we do not have class we are on break, want some bacon?" Bf/n ask and gives me a piece
"No you cant cook the hell" I say and push the bacon away
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