Bucky: oh yeah Rocket, I know that guy
Sam: why the shit are they together, its a god and an animal
Bucky: maybe he's into that sort of thing
Steve: its still kinda weird...
Sam: I mean, whatever, not my business
Bucky: we literally talk about peoples personal lives on a daily basis, how can you be saying that
Sam: I'm just saying if he's an zoophilia that ain't my business
Steve: zoo a what now?
Sam: Its like sexual attraction to animals
Bucky: but is Rocket even an animal? Isn't he a weird space experiment thing?
Sam: ...damn, I don't know, lets just say he's a raccoon
Bucky: who'd want to fuck a raccoon?
Sam: dude, you look like a raccoon
Bucky: so Steve would fuck a raccoon
Steve:
Sam: would it kill you to be straight for one goddamn second
Bucky: probably, yes
Steve: can we concentrate please?
Sam: so we cool with this ship?
Bucky: I vote sure, why not
Steve: I don't know, its kind of weird, but Asguardians are probably fine with whatever
Sam: as much as it tempts me to go against Barnes, I'm cool with this
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Thunderraccoon final answer: I mean whatever kinda weird not gonna lie
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Steve and Bucky Discuss Ships
FanfictionSteve, Bucky, and Sam discussing ships! Mostly banter between Sam and Bucky, with Steve being a confused bean. Taking requests from any fandom, crack ships are so much fun to write about, please recommend them. [Highest Ranking] #1 in discuss
