the night I married ur mom

27 5 14
                                    

ur mom and I are ✨engaged✨

we got married

you weren't invited bc 🖕fuck you🖕

we had a rainbow cake

because we're gay

it was yummy

we didn't save any for you

bc 🖕fuck you🖕

we found your other box of crackers

so we ate them together

we're going on a honeymoon soon

but until then we're just gonna fuck




...on your bed

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