FOR MY VIRGINNSSSSS!!!

10.

"Does size matter?"

Yes..let me give y'all a story time..bare with me cause this shit bouta be embarrassing as hell..

I was around 19 years old and a sophomore in college when I had my hoe phase (I'll tell y'all what a hoe phase is later).

If I wanted to fuck, that's what I'd do..

So since I hadn't had as much experience with men back then as I do now, I didn't know that it was possible for niggas to look tall in they pictures.

So I'm talking to his man, let's call him Xavier. So I invited Xavier over for the first time but I was kinda feeling him so I wasn't gon just slut him out like that.

So I'm getting cute, putting on some cute chill clothes, shaved my legs, used the best smelling lotion I had chile! I was really tryna impress this man.

Then I get a knock on the door...I shit you not..this nigga was 5'3 or 5'4...then he was muscular so he waddled when he walked..

On my momma I was mad as shit. But I ain't a rude bitch so I still let him in and we watching a movie or whatever. Then outta the entire blue, this nigga grabs my chin and starts kissing me. Then he ask if he can give me head like..im sorry but im not turning down head. even today, I'm not turning down head.

so he give me head and it was pretty good from what I remember but baby..let me get to the shit..

he pulls down his pants and my initial reaction to a man pulling down his pants is to look at his dick. now this where shit gets funny.

he was leaning up against the edge of the bed literally hiding his penis. now I'm confused; remind you I didn't know no better back then cause i really didn't peep it at first.

he fucked around and leaned back a little bit and i seen it...y'all..he had a micro-penis...

now for anyone who doesn't know what a micro-penis is, it's a penis that resembles a swollen clit sitting on a set of balls.

I.

WAS.

MORTIFIED.

It fucked me up because he pulled out a condom and actually tried to put the bitch on. y'all, his penis was too small to fit the SMALL SIZE CONDOMMMM.

he gon have the audacity to grab my thighs to pull me to edge of the bed like he was bouta break my shit in. i had to blow the whistle. i pretended to look at my clock and faked like i had to go to bed early cause i had a job interview knowing i wasn't doing a fucking thing the next day.

he left and threw the condom in my trash on the way out. y'all, I looked at the condom and that bitch looked unused as shit. it was a small ass hump in it but it wasn't unraveled a bit.

i couldn't do shit but laugh after he left. ofc he tried to text me, but his number was blocked before he even got to the elevator.

moral of the story, yes size matters..