Asterism

35. hottie blondie

** This is a 32 chapter update, starting at chapter 4 — Kahn's Lawns. Even for those of you who have already read a lot of these chapters, I recommend starting from chapter 4 for a refresh on all plot points and nuances of the story!! For previous Asterism readers, chapters 32-35 are brand new, never before seen updates**

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"COME on, at least agree with me that his dick is pretty."

Marley stopped glancing around her favourite coffee cart for Ellie — who had texted she was meeting her here — to glare at Leo again, beginning to blush as every person in their radius gave the most unashamed man on Earth weird looks. "Could you have said that any louder?" Marley whisper-hissed. "And I told you to drop this conversation. Also, why do you even pay attention to his-his..."

"Dick? Sis, I'm his best friend in case you hadn't noticed," Leo said in a duh tone. "We've been sharing locker rooms, bedrooms in sleepovers, bathrooms, changing in front of each other, since we were kids. I've watched that junior like I've watched my own — change and grow, balls drop, hair sprout, seen it peeing, unwillingly saw it hard a few times-"

"Ew! I just lost my appetite. Again." Marley shuddered.

Leo looked her over. "Okay. You definitely haven't seen it. But-oh shit! He twiddled your fiddle-mhm." Marley slapped a gloved hand over Leo's mouth as more heads turned.

She shot him a warning look before dropping her hand, her blush spreading to the back of her neck. "Enough Leo Kahn! I mean it!"

He was smirking. He poked her cheek. "You didn't deny it," he sing-songed. "Congrats on your first org-"

Marley pinched him in the arm, hard, and he whined, rubbing the spot. "One more word and you go back to Aiden's apartment," she hissed, stomping a foot.

"It's an important moment in a woman's life," Leo defended. "A milestone, if you will. I'm celebrating it accordingly. Shopping trip on me, alright? You've earned it, sis."

"You're so annoying," she puffed, shrinking her heated face into her jacket, beyond humiliated.

Leo pulled out his phone, and after a few taps he was wrapping an arm over her shoulders, and holding up the Snapchat camera to put the two of them in the frame. Marley didn't fight the action, expecting a picture for his streaks until he pressed record, holding his free thumb up. "Whose got two thumbs and a sister with her first big O under her belt? This guy!"

Marley's jaw dropped before she slapped a hand over the camera, fighting the urge to leave her place in line to chase after Leo when he jogged away, laughing loudly. She opened her mouth to scream at him but shut it, before opening it again and spitting out the words accompanied by aggressive hand gestures. "Leo Kahn. You delete that, right now."

"I'm not savin' it!" He shoved his phone back in his pocket after a few seconds. "I just sent it to our least favourite dickhead."

"You. Sent. That. To. Aiden?!"

Heads turned again. Marley shrunk, blushing as Leo walked back up beside her, addressing the listeners. "Attention, eavesdroppers. Kindly fuck off, and go back to your sex and Adderall addictions. Speaking of the second thing, I know a guy-"

Marley gripped his arm and yanked him back beside her. "Oh my gods, Leo. This is so embarrassing-" Her phone buzzed. Marley scowled at him as she pulled it out of her pocket, already knowing exactly who it was. "This is Aiden saying he's going to kill you and for the record, I'm letting him this time."