Y/n runs into Maestro in the hallways outside Doc's office.
Maestro: Hey, Y/n!
Y/n: Hello.
Maestro: Alex (Tachanka) is flipping shit!
Y/n: Why? What did Bale do to him?
Maestro: They fucking made his machine gun portable and easy to carry around, and gave him some high tech grenade launcher for a gadget!
Y/n: The R&D people?
Maestro: Yep, he's pissed at all of them, and he can't do nothing about it! Harry ordered them to!
Y/n: Show me!
Y/n and Maestro go down to the R&D section to find all the operators down there too.
Tachanka: Fucking bullshit!
Jordan (Thermite), Lera (Finka), Elena (Mira), and Emmanuelle (Twitch): We were ordered to!
The lord is now beginning to get pissed off ever further...
Tachanka: Look at this abomination! *Points at the new machine gun* This is worse then the USSR collapsing!
Alibi: Hello Y/n.
Y/n: Hi, how long has this been going on for?
Alibi: For the past 10 minutes, when Alex just learned of this.
Buck: It does not look that bad Alex. It might be good in a support role now.
Tachanka: Motherfucker! This shit is a fucking war crime!
Smoke: Guess my toxic babes aren't now.
Whole room erupts into laughter.
Tachanka: SHUT IT JAMES!
Bale: You got a gadget at least.
Tachanka: Find me a new RP-46!
Bale: That thing is older than Mike! (Thatcher)
Thatcher: Oi!
Bale: Sorry, please don't kill me! Alex, how the fuck am I suppose to find a weapon meant for a time when Americans were not all eating Mcdonald's?!
Every American operator in the room: You Slavic fuck. We kicked your asses once already. Commie shithead. Socialist swine. Putin troll. USA!
Bale: Eh, rice farmers still won. But seriously how Alex?!
Tachanka: Try and fix it Elena!
Mira: What? I don't want to get fired. Fix it yourself, the parts we took off are still over there. *Points over to a table with machine parts.*
Tachanka: Fine, goddamnit! *Picks up a welder and blowtorch*
Maverick: What on earth are you doing?
Tachanka: I fix myself! *Lights welder up*
Mira: You need helmet!
Tachanka: Gorka good enough! *Begins putting parts back together*
Twitch: For christ's sake, we've been up since 4 in the morning for this shit!
Ten minutes later....
Every operator and Y/n are in shock over the fact Tachanka in such quick time, rebuilt the pole to make his RP-46 static. However, Glaz, Doc, Fuze, Mira and Thermite took the machine gun and the new grenade launcher and other needed parts to someplace else.
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The Other Bosak
FanfictionY/n was always looked down upon. He was always was the person no liked or cared about. His father always abused him and was forcing him to join the military. Y/n's only two friends, his siblings did not suffer like him since they already left the ho...
