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suzie: *pulls out a knife* chan: oh no suzie: *opens a box with it* chan: oh okay suzie: *pulls a gun out of the box* chan: oh no!
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policeman: what are your names? felix: don't tell him, suzie! policeman: *writing down* suzie... felix: suzie: oh, great fucking job, felix! policeman: *writing down* felix... suzie:
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suzie: oppa! chan, minho, changbin, hyunjin, jisung, felix, seungmin: *turn their heads at the speed of light*
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suzie: *gets hit by a car* passerby: oh my god, are you okay?? suzie: please... i-i need... my phone... suzie: *opens skz group chat* suzie: LMAO GUESS WHAT 💀💀💀
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chan: you're my little demon child :) suzie: 👹
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*playing cards* jisung: *shows card* ace of spades! suzie: *throws down card* +4 change colour to yellow! felix: *throws down card* pikachu, i choose you! seungmin: *crying* what the fuck are we playing?!
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felix: no, no, you misunderstand me. i'm not calling suzie 'babe' as in 'baby', i'm calling her 'beyb' as in 'beyblade' suzie: let it rip
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suzie: must be nice, being rich instead of having to develop a personality JYP: shut up suzie: buy my silence
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suzie: i've got one foot in darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate
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hyunjin: you need to stop doing weird things. going out might help suzie: i went to the park today hyunjin: i hope you got something from that suzie: i did! *opens jacket* a duck
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seungmin: boo! suzie: AHHHHIIIIIIIIII I, wanna swiiiing, from the chandelieeerrrr, from the chandelieeeerrrrr
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minho: do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes? suzie, withouthesitation: they do minho: ... why do you say that with such certainty
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suzie: it costs $400 to go to therapy, but it costs $0 to tell myself it just be like that sometimes jeongin, softly: Suzie no
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suzie: look, i might not be a saint, but it's not like i've ever killed anybody. i'm not an arsonist. i've never found a wallet outside of iHop and thought about returning it but the owner lived in another state so i took the cash and dropped the wallet in the gutter. changbin: okay, that's really specific, which makes me think you definitely did do that
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suzie, t-posing in the hallway: good morning, parental figure chan, not looking up from his coffee: good morning, problem child
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jeongin: when i was felix: a young boy jisung: my father suzie: ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON. HE DIDNT SQUEEZE IT OUT INTO ANYTHING. HE DIDNT CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDNT EVEN TAKE THE SKIN OFF. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE THING INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE. hyunjin: ... to see a marching band
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suzie: yeah i'm really tough suzie: *gets scared by text notifications when they're too loud* suzie: *easily startled when people tap her on the shoulder* suzie: *cries under any sort of pressure ever* suzie: *cries when anyone raises their voice even slightly above the average volume* suzie: so tough
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