˚♡┊ incorrect quotes #2

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suzie: you have no idea what i'm capable ofjeongin: don't take this personally, but i feel like i'm being threatened by a cupcake

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suzie: you have no idea what i'm capable of
jeongin: don't take this personally, but i feel like i'm being threatened by a cupcake

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chan: where's suzie?
seungmin: she's small, she's probably under something

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jisung: so are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
suzie: i'm a knife 😤🔪
felix, walking past and not even looking up: she's the little spoon

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suzie, jumping out of the closet: BOO!
minho:
suzie:
minho:
suzie: :(
minho: oh no! you scared me!

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suzie, slowly digging her feet into the sand: planet shoes :)

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hyunjin: suzie, what does the paper in your fortune cookie say?
suzie: *confused chewing noises* the what in my cookie

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felix: this guy has been bothering me a lot :(
suzie: *instantly* kill him
felix:
suzie: i'll kill him for you!
felix: suzie no
suzie: just maim a bit?
felix: no

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suzie: *puts on cool socks* okay ready to go

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chan: do you know why i added you to the team
suzie: i assume you lost a bet

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suzie: thanks dad
chan:
stray kids:
suzie: what?
changbin: you just called chan dad. you said "thanks dad"
suzie: no i didn't! i said "thanks man"
chan: do you see me as a father figure, suzie?
suzie: no! if anything i see you as a bother figure, cause you're always bothering me!
minho: hey! show your father some respect

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suzie: hey just a heads up if i ever act dumb i'm joking. i'm 100% smart and literally know everything

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suzie: i had a panic attack lmao
felix: babe :((
suzie: it's okay tho i'm still a bad bitch

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chan: i'm not mad. i just want to know why you two need a fake id
suzie: *mumbles*...
chan: what?
seungmin: ... you need to be over 18 at petco to hold the puppies

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jeongin: i really want to kiss you
suzie: what?
jeongin: i said if you die i won't miss you!

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suzie: i don't cry for anything!
jisung: you were literally just crying about dragons.
suzie: *sniffling* they can't blow out their birthday candles

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hyunjin: you're violent
suzie: yeah, but i'm short so it's adorable

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suzie: it's so cool being so young and so wise, wow thanks trauma

suzie: it's so cool being so young and so wise, wow thanks trauma

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