YIKA : hey whats up daddy.
CHAN : DADDY?
YIKA :
YIKA : SHAWTY.
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FELIX : i have a big crush on yika what do i do?
CHANGBIN : go to a therapist, yika literally just threw your photocard and cried about not getting a jeongin one.
YIKA : * crying , as she orders 10 more albums for the photocards *
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CHANGBIN : how do i tell yika i accidently ate all her chocolate?
FELIX : 1 , 2 , 3
YIKA : SEO CHANGBIN YOU LITTLE BITCH!!! COME HERE SO I CAN FIGHT YOU.
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STAYS: i think yika is the most amazing and normal member in the group...
YIKA : * in their dorm , standing next to a shrine full of hyunjin photos *
YIKA : in this household we worship god hyunjin, man I miss him
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HYUNJIN : i think that yika hates me
YIKA: * in her studio, worshipping hyunjin * i love hyunjin, he is my pride and joy
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FELIX : uh jungkook sunbaenim?
JUNGKOOK : ah yes?
FELIX : yika actually has a crush on you.
YIKA : I DONT, but do you have a crush on me though 🥺. * holding her jungkook phonecase. "
JUNGKOOK: yika I'm 3 years older...
YIKA: and namjoons 3 years older than u too...
JUNGKOOK: touche
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JISUNG: vivi, yikas dog literally loves me to death.
MINHO : vivi bit jisungs hand yesterday when yika brought her over.
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JISUNG : i think yika hates me :(
YIKA : * on her fan account * jisung is such a baby i love him please.
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MINHO : yika does not think I'm her dad. right?
CHAN : everyone that thinks yika thinks minhos her dad please raise your hands.
EVERYONE :* Raises their hands *
MINHO : yika put your hand down.
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STAYS : I'm pretty sure yika doesn't actually like haechan
YIKA: hey haechan, you look sexy today
SEUNGMIN: stop pretedning I'm him and just ask him out you bitch
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YIKA : *spinning her knife*
CHAN: minho did you give her the knife?
MINHO: yeah she felt unsafe,
CHAN: now I feel unsafe too.
MINHO: would you like a knife too?
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CHANGBIN: *sends a 2 minute video*
YIKA : *19 seconds later* Haha that's So funny.
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YIKA: I just want to be included:(
YIKA: *after being included* what the fuck let me out
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KIDNAPPER: we have your enemy
YIKA: kill him. wait whos my enemy?
KIDNAPPER: I dunno, but the contact name says " fucking bitch "
YIKA: omg they have changbin
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YIKA: *buys 7 shots of espresso in her vanilla latte*
JISUNG: wtf bro just do cocaine.
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JEONGIN: is your sweater blue or green?
YIKA: its mint.
JEONGIN: *licking her sweater* it tastes like every other sweater, you mean liar
YIKA: what the actual fuck
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FELIX: hey yika noona, can you do me a small favour
YIKA : I would literally kill for you, but go on.
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KID IN THE STORE: *crying*
YIKA: *crouching down* hey lil dude...
YIKA: could just skooch a little, you're blocking the pringles
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Fanfictionstraykids 9th and final member au " you burnt changbins pillow?? li yika!!!!! "
