Soft & Wet and the eden's apple (the bandit secret) Jojo x Bnha

Breakfast time

"Josuke wake up!" Norisuke was shouting,

"Okay okay I get it, school yeah got it right." Josuke yelled steel half asleep,

Norisuke wanted to say something but just stayed silent, he knew Josuke well enough to tell that he was still basically sleeping, Josuke often started rambling some nonsense while still half asleep.

Josuke slowly tilted his head and then started to yell "Hot! Hot! Hot! Uhh, give me cold!" He said as he jumped on his bed and suddenly woke up,

"Damn I am sweating this is so frustrating, the sensation of my sweaty skin against the sheets, I need a shower." Josuke said before running to his bathroom,

"Sometimes I wonder what the fuck is wrong with him." Norisuke said to himself.

Norisuke walked back to the kitchen and everyone was already there, Hato was reading something while Joshu Daya and Joubin were eating.

"Joshu stop being a creep or I'll beat the shit out of you!" Said hato,

"What? Why me?" Joshu asked in disbelief,

"You licked my ear you idiot." She yelled and Daiya started laughing,

"How? I am like five meters away." He replied, And she purposely stepped on his tongue that was there on the ground,

"AHHHHHH!!!" He screamed in pain, Joshu's quirk is Nut King Call, his ability is to basically separate and reattach things in his range, it's really strong but Joshu never wanted to be an hero, he is a total jerk and he goes to the university, he is a normal looking guy with light brown unkempt hairs.

Hato his a model, her quirk is called Walking heart, and it grants her the ability to stretch things, she has long blond hair and a really slim body stylish and has always at least some makeup.

Daiya is a really cute and busty black haired girl with full lips and green eyes, she his playful and really innocent, but unfortunately she can't see well, her quirk is called California King bed and she can use it to steal memories.

"Yoo guys how are y'all doing?" Said Josuke's half naked with only a towel covering his manhood.

"Josuke!" Said Daiya as she hugged him, He couldn't help but hug her back, she always had a special spot in his heart, he never hugged his brothers Hato or Norisuke but with Daiya? That's a totally different story, he always made her feel loved in any way possible.

"That's not fair no one wants to hug me..." Said Hato,

"If you were half has cute and lovely as Daiya I would hug you too you hag." Josuke replied sticking his tongue out.

"You are a cold bastard, where has my cute Josuke gone?" Hato said as she thought at the old times when Josuke was an adorable and curious angel,

"Josuke for the love of god at least dress yourself!" Norisuke exclaimed,

"Isn't a tactical towel enough? This damn household and his damn rules are killing my creativity!" Josuke yelled as he walked on his room searching for clothes,

"Ahaha, what a jerk..." Joshu laughed,

"At least when he acts like we know that he isn't serious..." Hato said teasing Joshu and Norisuke started to feel broken, why the fuck all of his sons were idiots?

"Here dad." Said Daiya as she gave him a hot coffee,

"What I would be without you Daiya?" Norisuke Replied smiling.

Josuke s ran back in the room shirtless jumping over Joshu who was sitting on a chair, and he quickly grabbed some butter cookies from the table,

"Kyo could you please me pass some of those raspberries?" Askes Josuke to the young maid,

"Of course." She said as she passed him some,

"Thank you." He replied as he threw a kiss at her.

Kyo Nijimura was the maid of the house, she learned that each member of the family has really different personalities, for example Josuke is a bit of a cold yet childish guy who when he is comfortable enough with you likes to joke around by flirting and faking being melodramatic, of course she knows really well that he's just joking and nothing more, Josuke is a great person who likes to joke around for the sake of making everyone uncomfortable and nothing more.