Embarassing family

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"Josuke, Josuke wake up lunch is ready!" Daiya called him as she entered in his room,

"Ohh?" She stood there perplexed and surprised, she couldn't see well but it seemed like there was definitely someone in the bed with him,

"Kyo! Come here a minute." Asked Daiya and the maid arrived there,

"I can't see well but is there's a girl in the bed with him?" Asked Daiya,

"Yeah, I think that we should leave them alone." Said Kyo and Daiya made some soft screeching sounds as they both closed the door behind them,

"Tell me Kyo, how does she look? Is she pretty?" Asked Daiya,

"I'm so jealous of my Josuke but on the other side I am so happy for him, love is such an amazing thing." Daiya said and Kyo chuckled,

"Yes she's pretty, she is pink haired and is seems nice." Kyo commented,

"Whoaa, Josuke has always been so picky with girls, she must be special." Said Daiya excited,

"Hatooo, I have great news, Josuke has bought home his girlfriend she is sleeping in the bed with him." Said Daiya really loudly full of excitement and Hato had to spit the water in her mouth in surprise,

"Uh?!" Asked Hato in disbelief and Kyo slowly nodded in response,

"Let him be poor guy, you girls love gossiping wayyy to much." Joshu commented,

"Josuke's girlfriend?" Mitsuba thought out loud,

"I wonder how she looks." Hato said excited,

"My little Josuke has finally decided to bring a girl home." Hato was really curious,

"It sounds so strange just to say it, I remember when he was a little and innocent kid." Said Mitsuba,

"Josuke?! Launch is ready!" Hato called him from the kitchen,

"Josuke??" Hato shouted again,

"Uh, uhm, Doggystyle, Doggystyle all night." Josuke replied with loud voice while still sleeping and Joshu was laughing his ass off and having the time of his life,

"Oh god don't be so explicit!" Said Hato embarrassed as she covered Daiya's ears,

"I won't never be able to look at you the same way again..." Hato said and both Kyo and Mitsuba started laughing, Joshu was still laughing at the reaction that Hato had, it was like if she died inside.

Meanwhile Yasuho opened her eyes to see Josuke's face few inches away from hers, he had his left arm over her, "Josuke, Josuke wake up." She whispered as she lightly shook his head,

"Josuke wake up." She whispered one last time and he hugged her tightly for few seconds before waking up, when he woke he gently stopped hugging her and stretched his legs,

"What a pleasant way to start the day." He replied,

"Sorry if I hugged you while sleeping." He said and she shook her head,

"No it's okay, it was comfortable." She replied and he yawned,

"I don't want to wake up, now we both have to make the shame walk, I bet that Hato is going to annoy me to death." Josuke said,

"You should've woke me up and said 'no you go in the couch.', you are too nice Yasuho." Josuke said and she lightly smiled,

"It's fine." She said,

"No it isn't, damn I was hoping to enjoy some Doggystyle but I immediately fell a sleep." Josuke commented,

"Stop it with that story, you idiot." She whispered and he stood up,

"I leave you some privacy so you can get dressed." Josuke said as he walked to his bathroom,

"Don't worry It's not a problem, don't treat me like a child." She said as she got up and started to get dressed, Josuke wasn't fazed, he thought that she was really cute and had a great body but he never was the kind of guy to stare or things like that, in fact it's not like it made a difference to him to see her getting dressed,

"Hey are the two lovebirds ready to eat?" Asked Hato as she slowly opened the door,

"Oh! Hato-san!" Yasuho shouted surprised and embarrassed still half naked,

"Hato please don't embarrass our guests." Josuke commented,

"Sorry I didn't mean to embarrass Yasuho chan, I just wanted to say that lunch is ready." Hato said as she closed the door.

Few time later both Josuke and Yasuho arrived in the kitchen to eat something, Daiya constantly stared at Yasuho even though she could barely see her, Hato tried to not look at Josuke and Joshu occasionally chuckled, Mitsuba and Kyo weren't doing anything strange and they tried to not embarrass Yasuho, Joubin Norisuke and Tsurugi were out somewhere doing something that Josuke couldn't remember, he knew that they weren't going to be at home that day but he didn't remember why.

"Sooo Josuke did you have fun?" Asked Joshu,

"Uhm, yeah a lot actually." Josuke replied without thinking too much because he was way too much into eating,

"How old are you Yasuho chan?" Asked Daiya,

"I'm eighteen." Said Yasuho And Daiya smiled,

"So you're older than Josuke." Said Hato,

"Where did you met each other?" Asked Daiya,

"At how's called?" Josuke tried to remember the name of the place,

"At a place called Kurokai, it's on nearby the cinema called victoria." Said Yasuho,

"You have a great taste Josuke." Said Mitsuba and he smiled,

"Yeah they make an incredible double cheeseburger." Josuke replied and Hato really thought about how much food makes Josuke's mind hazy, he can be so dumb sometimes,

Yasuho wanted to clarify the situation but she was a bit too shy and embarrassed, and unfortunately for her it seemed like Josuke didn't care about what his family members thought, so she gently elbowed his shoulders and quietly asked him to clarify the situation,

"Uhm, oh god you're right, I am so sorry Yasuho chan, I am an idiot." Said Josuke as he looked at her embarrassed face,

"It seems like everyone misunderstood, she's not my girlfriend, we just know each other." Josuke explained and almost everyone started chuckling,

"I mean yeah the guest room was closed and it was so late and I wanted to sleep so badly so I just said 'sleep here I'll take a shower.' Or something among those lines." Josuke explained and no one believed him but they all apologized to Yasuho for their rudeness.

Yasuho went home not much later and Joshu immediately started to make fun of Josuke "what was that? You are such a liar, you say things like Doggystyle all night and then you say oh sorry she isn't my girlfriend.",

Josuke tried to remain serious so hard but he lost it and laughed, "Well I've never negated that, I just said that she isn't my girlfriend, well anyways now I need to change my sheets and blankets, damn Yasuho made them soaking wet." Josuke lied just to satisfy Joshu before going back to his bedroom.

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