Soft & Wet and the eden's apple (the bandit secret) Jojo x Bnha

Heroes and villains

"Yo! What's up?" Asked Josuke as he walked in the kitchen and Joshu slowly nodded before receiving a text and dashing towards his room, Josuke stood there for a couple of seconds with a deadpanned yet annoyed to death expression,

"Kyo could you ask dad where he left the switchblade that he borrowed from me when he comes back?" Josuke asked and the maid nodded,

"Well anyways I need to go." Josuke said and Kyo smiled at him, Josuke a bit surprised made a confused face while closing the door behind him.

Josuke had a clear plan in mind, they needed to find the fruit, he was working with his most trusted man, Joubin, and they were a deadly unit indeed, it was all so confusing, Josuke didn't know who his enemies were, their names, how they looked like, where did they live, what was their plan, but they probably knew almost everything about him.

He needed to meet up with Bakugo, basically they needed to work together and look around for potential villains, basically the same old stuff, the hero hires the kids and lets them walk around and tells them to call him back if they find something, it was the UA but Josuke still felt like it was all just a joke and nothing else, at least tho there was something different this time, they were undercover, I mean it's not like they were undercover but they weren't wearing hero costumes and their objective was to patrol without getting noticed, it wasn't like they were to gain  experience from it, Josuke already texted Bakugo and they decided where to meet.
The same old hero patrol kind of thing, Bakugo always had a decent chemistry with Josuke, and they both disliked just walking around only pretending to be heroes but being just useless students.
After taking the bus and arriving Josuke immediately looked at his phone just to see the reflection of bakugo behind him.

"I thought about meeting you directly here instead of waiting for you to arrive." Bakugo said and Josuke shook his hand.

"Josuke, what are you hiding? Rich guy, not really interested in being an hero, just arrived here in Morioh, why is that?" Bakugo asked with a serious tone,

"Well my dad always had that property and terrain around here for his fruit parlor you know, and Morioh is a magical place, truly special, I have clear ideas about it, my permanence here isn't just for the sake of it, I indeed have a future inside this community." Said Josuke with a small smile,

"The Higashikata family is well known even tho you guys haven't lived here in ages, it's still one of the most respected families of the city." Bakugo said while looking out of the window,

"Respect? Respected household? Are we still in the Middle Ages? It's just a surname, just an house, just some land, it doesn't add up to much in the grand scheme of things." Josuke replied with a small laugh

"You know Katsuki, I come from a totally different place, here it's different, everyone around my age is much more delicate, much more chill, kinder and much more like the nice well behaved kids in the advertising, it's unreal, it's a great place." Josuke said with a small smirk.

When they finally arrived, Josuke took a deep breath as he stepped out of the bus, before jabbing Katsuki in the shoulder, "Do you have a girlfriend, or at least is there someone that you like?" Josuke asked with an evil smirk,

"Shut up or I'll kill you! Who did you mistake me for?" Katsuki replied seriously annoyed,

"Maybe I confused you for someone vaguely normal." Josuke squinted,

"You're good at changing subject and answering questions with a bunch of nothingness." Bakugo explained while regaining his composure,

"We can dive deeper into it, but first, which is the best place around here to have a nice breakfast?" Josuke asked and katsuki rolled his eyes in annoyance,