It was Friday afternoon, meaning that all of the Avengers were gathered on the lounge floor doing something together. Nobody really knows how this tradition started, but nobody really cares, either. Some people showed up later than others because of personal reasons, like Clint and Scott with their kids, while others were there early because they didn't have anything else to do, like Steve and Bucky. Sometimes people didn't show up, but that didn't stop the rest from having fun.
"Look, all I'm saying is tall people are the enemy?" Tony said from a sofa chair. He was leaning onto one arm with his left leg over the other.
"Huh? Sorry Tony, I can't hear you hating from up here," Loki said from across the room.
"I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't know until it's to late," Gwen retorted, who was laying on a Web-Hammock™.
"Scott, what do you have to say about this? You can speak for both sides, right?" Shuri asked.
Scott thought for a second. "I think people should be suspicious of tall people, since they've actually seen what's on top of the fridge, but short people definitely have some benefits as well, since the shower head isn't below their head."
"Why is this the conversation we're having right now?" Hank asked from the sofa chair across from Tony.
The rest of them simultaneously yelled, "Because it's an important question!"
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This was originally supposed to be a Magic Quad oneshot, but after looking up all of their heights, I ended up scrapping that and made it an Avengers oneshot.
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Avengers Oneshots
FanfictionNONE OF THE ART HERE BELONGS TO ME! The Avengers (including Loki, Valkyrie, Shuri, Harley, and Rogue) have many adventures outside of fighting crime. Here are a few! Warning: May include ships such as: Scarlet Strange Pepperony Peturi Valki Brutasha...
