Tony: Don't mind me! I'm just having an existential crisis over a Bob Ross painting!
Stephen: Oh shut up!
Stephen: You're not the first!
Stephen: Stop being so dramatic!
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Bob: A happy little tree.
Literally Everyone: A happy little tree.
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Bob: *beats brush against canvas*
Bob: That's the most fun of painting!
Peter: *gAsP*
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T'challa: Do you want some blanket?
Shuri: We already have his voice, I'd rather not fall asleep until this over.
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Sam: Is that another tree?
Bucky: It's a cloud.
Steve: No, it's a tree.
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Clint: Do you ever realize that he wears the same thing every time?
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Wanda: HOW?!?!
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Peter: Do you know Bob Ross?
Tony: You mean the guy with the afro?
Harley: *jokes about this all the time and never lets him live this down*
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Bruce: I would kill to meet this man.
Natasha: To bad he's already dead.
Bruce: Well then I'd die to meet this man.
Natasha: I can help with that!
Bruce: NevermindIlikeliving!!!
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Bruce watches "The Joy Of Painting" and sometimes paints along with Bob whenever he needs to calm down and nothing you can say will make me think otherwise.
P.S. The afro part is my dad. Apparently, that's how he remembers the legend XD
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