The Ghost [ Co-ed Kpop Group ]

Things THE GHOST says that sounds like fake subs but is not

~1~

Moon: I ended a 2 year long relationship.......

Hyunki: Are you Okay?

Jae: Why didn't I know you were in a relationship?

Eric: Oh she's fine alright, it wasn't her relationship anyways.

Haeun: ......don't tell me......

Manager : KIM YUNA WHY DID YOU DO THAT.

Wooseok: *turns to the camera* She ended our manager's relationship

~2~

Sooah: Wait.....so you mean they had s*x

Seungjin: Noona, the cameras-

Sooah: Ah fuck

Sol: I'm done.

Areum: We are gonna die

~3~

Jae: Your teacher called

Moon: So?

Sooah: She said that you failed your test

Moon: And?

Jae: Why didn't  you study?

Moon: Why should I?

Jae: To get good grades.

Moon: And why do I need good grades?

Jae: To get a job. Or do you wanna starve on the streets.

Moon: I already have a job. And it pays alot. This is my job.

Jae: You're a minor, you haven't graduate yet how would you get a jo-

Sooah: We all have the same job.......

Jae: .......I don't think you should study anymore, I wouldn't want you to outsmart me.

~4~

Haeun : LET'S DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY

Sol: NOT SHY NOT ME

Eric: CONGRATULATIONS

Seungjin: HARD CARRY HEY

Moon: DU DU DU DU DU DU

The older line: We're disowning them

~5~

Wooseok: What are you doing?

Sol: preparing a nice tub of water to grow little Hyunki

Hyunki: IT'S JUST A 3 CM DIFFERENCE YOU KNOW

Sol: Aww the plant talks