Be careful I bite (a Naruto fanfic)

Chappie 1

"Wake up Misumi, MISUMI WAKE UP NOW! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WAKE YOU UP FOR-"

"SHUT UP MR. TOE!"I replied to the annoying babbling of Kabuto. "I told you to stop calling me that!"

"Not my problem Mr. Toe," I commented making sure I said the nickname.

"Whatever, lord Orochimaru wants you to execute the useless vessels and then you need to train on all the new S-rank Jutsu's he's taught you the other day." He said pulling off my blankets.

"Fuck! I don't want to go on execute duty I get too dirty and I just took a shower yesterday. Also, I keep telling him I already mastered the S-rank Jutsu's." I said pulling out a spare blanket from under the bed for times like these.

"MISUMI! Get up lord Orochimaru's orders and if I were you I'd be thankful that he even pay's attention to you and do every command with pleasure."He said pulling off my new blanket.

I sat up and replied with a bored look,"Mr. Toe quit being a suck up and get a life." I glared at him halfheartedly.

Then I quickly stood up and pushed the annoying trash with glasses out of my room and locked it.

I changed into my long black jacket and black ninja shorts with wraps to my lower thigh and my black crop top with fish nets underneath.

I got my brown contacts and put them over my bright blue eye and then my golden one. Then I reached under my bed and grabbed my combat boots and put them on.

I got my fire symbol katanas and put them in their holsters. I walked out of the room and made my way to the useless vessels room. I opened the door and closed it behind me.

I looked around with boredom," Hello everybody I'm Misumi and all of you need to get in a straight line and get down to your knees," I commanded not in the mood to deal with their blood on my hands.

They did as I said except one." What do you want with us? Please, answer me, I need to get out of here, we have families we need to take care of." He pleaded.

I gave him my signature bored look,"I don't need your sob story, 'Oh no my poor family.' get in line or your the first to go." I hate this, this happens every execution, somebody has to be the brave guy that ends up dying first.

"No, everyone here is a monster! I will no longer do what you people say" I gave him a warm creepy smile to keep up with my sadistic reputation. "Thank you for the compliment now you die a quick death," My voice loomed with bloodlust.

I took my katanas out slowly then ran towards him and sliced his head clean off with a pleasing splatter.

"Okay lean your heads back and you'll have a quick death as your friend just received," I said with a fake grueling smile. In here, someone is always watching, so I am always acting.

They leaned their heads back with hesitation, some were crying, some were praying to Kami. "Kami can't help you now!" I chuckled. I went from the front of the line to the back of the line in a matter of seconds. This is disgusting.

Then I swept the fresh bodies into the corner with all the other rotting flesh and bones. I sighed at the waste of human life.

I laughed when I saw the head of the brave guy. I walked up to it and kicked it into the corner of the room like a soccer ball. Once it hit the corner I yelled,"GOAL, team Misumi wins the World Cup bitches!"

A few minutes later after my laughing fit died down to a slight giggle.  I walked outside still clutching my sides and started to unwillingly train on my taijutsu. I honestly dislike Taijutsu so much, it's kick this, punch that, so dull, no spice.

After I finished with Taijutsu, I started to train on my harder Ninjutsu I learned when Orochimaru was within league with the Akatsuki.

Then I started to perfect some of my own Jutsu. "Fire style: Bone burner!" I shouted with the hand signs.

Bending down I picked up a bone off the ground and it burned into pieces falling to the ground like dust. Impressive, but I want to make the actual atoms dissolve.

Then I finished with the
S-ranked Jutsus with a yawn, it was already dark outside. The day past too quickly.

So I went back inside to take a shower. I peeled my clothes off and turned on the shower, I instantly hopped in. The cold made my muscles feel less sore. I washed my hair then my body then got out.

I looked through my drawer, I found my Ramen PJ's and put them on.

I flopped onto my navy blue bed and laid down but couldn't fall asleep.

"One, two, he's coming for you. Three, four, lock your door. Five, six, Itachi's a dick. Seven, eight, Orochimaru isn't straight. Nine, ten, war is coming again" I sang the weird tune I had made up in my brain. "Why the hell am I even doing this? I think I was dropped when I was a baby, yeah that's it." I talked to myself.

I started to think about random things like friends and family and people you actually care about.

' What is it like? Is it actually how they make it seem? Being loved Unconditionally. It just seems impossible, humans are revolting creatures, always lying to get the best for themselves.' I sigh and rubbed my eyes

"Shoot, I forgot to take out my contacts." I got up and walked back to my bathroom and took out my lenses.

I looked in the mirror and saw my hideous mismatch eyes, the eyes that make my life a living hell.

Why did I have to be cursed with these eyes, I don't even know how useful they are, most likely they are considered from what I heard from Orochimaru yesterday.

                                                                    Flashback

"Kabuto in a couple days now Misumi's time will be up, so please set the special preparations for the vessel transfer. I'll do it in three days." He said on his ominous looking throne.

I knew exactly what he was talking about and I'll be damned.

"I feel like the child is too stupid to observe anything, but she is raised perfectly, she is strong but she is stupid. The best to harvest off of. She still thinks we found her in the rain when she was a baby." He chuckled in amusement.

"Stupid girl, she probably hasn't even heard of the Hinchuri Massacre." He said more creepy than ever. Kabuto added with his usual suck up tone of voice.

"Lord Orochimaru everything is prepared," Toe said while writing something on his clipboard. "Perfect," Orochimaru said while chuckling evilly, like in the movies. No, he wasn't laughing that dramatically, I just like to imagine it like that.

                         End Of Flashback

I shook my head of the thoughts. I need to get out of here.'I'll leave the three AM, the day his plans, that's when he'll be the weakest.' The plans swirled in my head.

I pack all of my extra weapons and food and clothing and put it under my bed.'I just have to live through tomorrow.' Easier said than done.

A searing pain shot throughout my neck from the thought of disobeying my 'master'.  I bit my pillow trying to muffle my silent cry.

'Curse you Orochimaru, I hate you with all my life, you stupid snake perv.' I gritted my teeth.

With that, I crawl into my bed and lay down but there's too much on my mind but soon the darkness captivates me.

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