Usernames so far:
Kirishima-Hard
Deku-HaveYouEverHadADream
Mina-Alien Queen
Denki: Pikachu
Bakugou: Angry Pomeranian
Todoroki: Katy Perry
Sero:HighHowAreYou
Tsu: Toad
Tokoyami: GUNDHAMTANAKA
Uraraka: NASA
Jirou: NotLikeOtherGirls🥀
Momo: Momo
Ojirou: Amen
Iida: vroom vroom
Pikachu: GUYS HELP JIROU WONT STOP BARKING AT MENSJJAGAJKALA
BisexualHours✨: 🐶
Pikachu: 😿
Momo: jirou :(
BisexualHours✨: ...
Pikachu: OH GOD SHES HISSING AT ME
Toad logged on
Toad: hey whats-
Toad: ovo
Pikachu: NO
HighHowAreYou: rip kami
Pikachu: TWO GIRLS ARE HISSING AT ME OWNAKKAHDHIS
Pikachu: WHAT DID I DO
BisexualHours✨: we found out someone was working with Mineta to get us to wear swimsuits 😃
Pikachu: I SAID SORRY
Toad: Jirou, did u hear a sorry?
BisexualHours✨: no, tsu. No I didn't 🤔
Pikachu: THIS IS UNFAIR
Momo: suffer
Pikachu: MOM-O NOT U TOO
HighHowAreYou: wAIT HOLY SHIT IS MOMO HISSING
Pikachu: NO SHES JUST SITTING ON THE COUCH WATCHING ME SUFFER
Pikachu: IMSORRY
BisexualHours✨: get on ur knees and beg bitch 👹
Iida: guys this is HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE!!!
Iida: Mr.Aizawa is coming to visit the dorms in a few minutes to drop of our homework. Please don't be so loud and reckless!!
BisexualHours: I understand Iida. Me and tsu will continue our punishment later.
Kaminari: oh no.
Iida: I suggest you all start tidying up now!! 😤
Alien Queen changed Iida's name to vroom vroom
vroom vroom: wha-
vroom vroom: Mina I'm not a car.
HighHowAreYou: ur engines says otherwise
vroom vroom has left the chat
ojiro logged on
Ojiro: @pikachu
Pikachu: eh?
Ojiro: are you a furry
pikachu: I. Well- um- wow- oh- uh
pikachu: uno reverse on u >:(
Ojiro: I've already come to terms I'm a furry. I have a furry head in my room 👹
Pikachu: oh-
pikachu: aNywAys why would u think that
Ojiro: ur literally touching my tail rn
pikachu left the chat
Ojiro: whoopser pooper
KingExplosionMurder: the fuck
BisexualHours✨: praise lord ojiro
BisexualHours✨:respecter of all women😌🙏
Toad: Amen 🙏
Alien Queen: Amen 🙏
KingExplosionMurder: are we not questioning what he said?!
Ojiro: kill all men 🔫
BisexualHours✨: idk what ur talking about Bakugou all I hear is Ojiro saying facts?
KingExplosionMurder: whoopser poop- whatever.
Ojiro changed Ojiro's name to Amen
Amen: this a democracy.
Toad: <3
Pikachu logged on
Amen: wait- wAIT-
pikachu: his tail is wagging ^^
Pikachu logged off
Amen: (o////o)
Alien Queen: <33333
Unknown joined
Unknown: come to the common room to receive ur hmwk or I'll shred it.
Unknown left for forever and forever
6 people logged off
A/N what is comedy. I'm so dry but whatever *insert giant clown emoji*
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FanfictionCrack. It's literally all just crack. Bakugou question's everyone's sanity, Jirou is praised, Ojirou+Aoyama+Iida are very gay, Kami and Kiri are Mina's lapdogs, and everyone is platonically queer It's really just for me to remember how to write agai...