Luke's daughter: daddy can you make me ceweal
Luke: wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERES THE CEREAL
Ashton:I DONT KNOW? STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE TWO FEET APART!!!!
Ashton's son:*giggles uncontrollably*
Calum's son:*walks up to Luke's daughter* *hands her cereal* her you go.
Calum:look at my son picking up chicks like-
Luke:continue that sentence and I'll chop your balls off.
Michael's son: daddy, uncle luke said balls. hehe
Michael: there's nothing to cut because uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*
Calum:God Michael, your such a asshole!
Ashton's son: daddy, what's a asshole?
Ashton: oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM DONT SWEAR INFRONT OF MY KID!!!!
Luke:stop screaming Jesus Christ!
Luke's daughter: *counts cherrios as she eats them* one...two...thwee...
Michael's son: your a loser, lol
Michael:that's my son right there.
Luke: oh jeez, not again.
Calums son: daddy, did you get another tattoo?
Calum: yes, but don't tell mummy.
Calum's son:but you can't hide that.
Calum: not if you wear a sweater, son
Luke's daughter: DADDY, UNCLE MICHAEL'S SON IS BEING AN-wait what's the word- AN ASS.
Luke:WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD??
All the kids: uncle Calum
Luke: *glances at calum*
Michael's son:daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
Ashton: oh my god where do you kiss learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER
Calum's son: isn't that my daddy's job?
Calum:nice one *high fives son*
Luke:why did it reach this point when all I asked was for some damn cereal.
Luke's daughter: what does da-
Ashton: no need to learn that word child, no need.
