Part 1/??
*3rd person POV*
It was a perfectly normal night in the dorms. Perfectly normal. Everyone was chilling.
Sero, Momo, Mina, Kirishima, Iida, uruaka, Tsu, Bakugo and Sato were all talking in the commons area about random things that came into their minds.Midoriya, Denki and Todoroki were in the kitchen talking up a storm.
"So, yea. Mina caught me shoving it in my ass. God she still brings it up from time to time."
Denki leaned against the counter top."Once my dad walked into my room while I was jacking off."
Todoroki said, looking up at the lights.
"I was unable to finish."Denki started to laugh, slamming his hand on the counter.
"You didn't finish!? That's what you focus on!?"Midoriya causally listened to the two go back and forth about being caught doing inappropriate things.
"What about you, Midoriya?"
Todoroki asked, cocking an eyebrow at the shorter male."Yeah, have you ever been caught?"
Denki asked, looking at the greenette."Doing what?"
Bakugo suddenly walked in.
His hands deep in his pockets"Bakugo! Oh uh...nothing man. I'm just..gonna... Kirishima!"
Denki hopped off the counter and ran into the commons area."Hello bakugo."
Todoroki greeted as if he wasn't just talking about anything rated 18+"Caught doing what icyhot?"
Bakugo asked, standing a fare distance away from the two.Midoriya blushed and pushed himself against the wall as if the wall would protect him.
"Oh, we were just talking about getting caught jacking it or having sex."
"Todoroki-kun!"
Midoriya exclaimed, throwing his hand up.
"I-its not like that. Denki and Todoroki were just-""I know, he just said it dumbass."
Bakugo said, taking denki's place and leaning on the counter.
"One time my dad walked in after I got out of the shower if you know what I mean."Todoroki snickered, knowing exactly what had happened in that shower.
While Midoriya on the other hand had a puzzled look."Yeah, my sister caught me and someone once "
Todoroki smiled shyly."So, deku."
"Ah!? What!? Sorry I wasnt-".
"Have you ever been caught or are you actually innocent?"
Bakugo asked, peering at the other."I-I...well..."
Midoriya drifted off, muttering things no one but him heard."So, no?"
Todoroki asked."I-I have! But I've never..."
"Never?"
Bakugo became impatient.
"Just say it shitty nerd""I've never...finished.."
Todoroki looked at Midoriya, kind of sad.
Bakugo looked at Midoriya.
"You serious?""I mean...ive-"
"You've never. Not even once?"
"Well-"
"Yes or no."
"....no"
"Midoriya, have you ever had sex?"
Midoriya exclaimed and blushed hard.
"What!? I don't wanna talk about this anymore! You know I really need to study."
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