Crazy Me! (1D Parody fanfic)

(A/N Hey lovelies, this is a funny, crazy, fanfic that I am writing for fun. I don't mean to affend anyone I just want to make people laugh so enjoy!

Kym's POV

 

          "Get up!" my mom screamed at me like I was a dog, so I got up and looked around our tent "Where's sis?" I asked noticing she was gone and mother shruged her shoulders. "I dunno dads?Robert's? Kyle's? random guys house?" she said listing some of her boyfriends, not dad she goes there cuz he gots that dough bro! he dont live in a tent near the McDonalds dump like we do, we just amazing like that "Shes a slut" I said and mamma put her hand over her heart and pretended to fake sob "I know, it makes mamma proud". I looked to my mother who was applying lipstck and re-adjusting her bra "K mofo I need to go give dem guys a show to bring the dough!" she said and before she left she said "Chest out, bum out, confidence, walk tall, and when in doubt twerk out!" she yelled and I nodded. My mamas amazing.

              K so I should tell yall people who I am even if yall dont give a crap. My names Kym and I have long. dirty blonde hair and emerald eyes, i am 5'7 so I am tall, i guess. I have a sis named Pepper and she is a slut, she sleeps at random guys houses cuz she goes by YOLO and once she got arrested for disturbing the public because she was twerking on the sidewalk screamin "I like big butts and I can not lie, your mother can not deny!" while she was in a tank top and the baggiest shorts ever! She cray cray. My mamma is a stripper and she works at McDonalds at night, thats why we get to live at the dump! Yay! I used to live in a house but then my dad left and we live here now, so IDGAF!

               "Hay Kym!" My bff Kiara said "Hay Ki" I hollered "Leggo we got to get to this concert yo!" she yelled and we walked out and hopped on our bycicles. We are on our way to a One Direction concert, yes I am poor but lets say my mamma had to work a little extra hard...

                   People are looking at us like were crazy cuz we keep on laughing for no reason and then I start singin "They see me rollin" "They hatin" Ki said and then we sang "They try to catch me ridin dirty, try to catch me ridin dirty, trying to catch me ridden dirty!" we sang the whole way der.

                 When we arrived the screaming was almost unbearable "Chill your nipps, yall be trippin" I said and Ki bowed saying "Why thank you, but im straight" she said to the girls. Then we got by security and walked to our seats, it was an outside concert.

                After 1 hour the boys where coming out and we all screamed and I was screeching like a hyena. They started singing Kiss you and then they sang the rest off the album and I was twerking all over the place singing along and Ki was doing the hammer time. Then Harry said "We need a volunteer for the next song, which one of you guys would like to come up?" he said and I screamed "Me niqqa!" and he smiled and pointed to me and I ran onstage. "Whats your name, love?" he asked "Well ma name, haz is Kym, ya feel me dawg?" I said and he smiled and they started singin and I swear all my ovaries bursted, came back, and exploded again, just saying.

     

TO BE CONTINUED...