Helluva Boss x Reader

Chapter 2

The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzo holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"

"After lovingly killing my wife for fucking a deliveryman, you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me. I really wish I could stick it to that yappy jogger who saw me hiding the body."

Blitzo is holding a grimoire, while Y/n, Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor.

"Well, luckily for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living world," A flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie and Millie and Y/n are blown out of shot. He walks up to the portal. "We can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!" He fell backwards into the portal.

When you want somebody gone 

And you don't want to wait too long 

Call the Immediate Murder Professionals

Blitzo, Y/n, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of their building and Y/n throws a grenade out the window. They cover where their ears would be as an explosion goes off.

Hand grenade or cyanide

Blitzo is hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note.

 We'll make it look like suicide 

Blitzo is electrocuting someone, Y/n is slamming someone on their head with glass, Millie is hitting someone on the head with a mace, and Moxxie shown strangling someone. 

The Immediate Murder Professionals

Blitzo creates a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumps through it. He is followed by Y/n and Millie, and then Moxxie, who trips and falls into the portal.

We do our job so well 

because we come straight up from hell

The four of them teleported to a church as a preacher and the congregation look back at the demons.

We'll kill your husband or your wife 

Millie shown stabbing a couple who are in 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitzo examines a pair of panties while Y/n slaps the back of his head.

Blitzo is stabbing someone's head, while sporting a goofy expression.

We'll even let you keep the knife

A medieval torture chamber.

Riding a shark.

Burning someone alive.

Suffocating someone with a pillow.

Playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone.

Using an electric chair. 

The four demons are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman from behind.

We're the Immediate Murder Profession--

Moxxie accidentally shoots a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone. Millie, Y/n, and Blitzo looked at Moxxie, who looked shocked.