The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.
"Doctor, he's not responding!" The pink-haired nurse said.
"Cool water, stat!"
The Pink-haired Nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water.
"It didn't do anything!"
"Damn it! I'm not losing another one!" The doctor declared.
Everyone has their defibrillator paddles over the boy.
"Clear!"
They all zap the kid and he wakes up, gasping.
"Holy shit, it actually worked." The doctor marveled.
Blitzo, Y/n, Millie, and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzo is reading a magazine with Y/n leaning against him, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated.
The doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard. "He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. Now what insurance provider do you freaks have?"
"The fuck is insurance?" Y/n and Blitzo asked.
The window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, Moxxie, Y/n, and Blitzo are holding on for dear life as they plummet to the ground.
" Aaaaah!"The bed stopped. A rope has become tangled around Blitzo's foot. The rope snaps and they all continue to fall.
Kids die for freeeeeee!
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"I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple." Moxxie said.
"Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie." Loona rolled her eyes.
"You sit! Sit on...a-- and the d-- Do your job!"
"Hey, now we don't blame our screwups on Loona, okay?" Blitzo walked over to Loona and hugged her. Loona growled at him. "She didn't do anything wrong!"
"Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful."
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Loona is stitting at her desk, reading a magazine called. Her desk phone rings with the sound of a cute puppy barking as the ringtone. Loona answers it.
"Hello, I.M.P."
"Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox--"
Loona suddenly hangs up, disinterested in the conversation.
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Y/n and Blitzo walked up to Loona.
"Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loony!" They said to her.
"We got you a little somethin'." Y/n told her.
"Is it a cure for syphilis?" She asked.
"I...oh..." Y/n and Blitz glanced at each other and glanced away awkwardly.
Loona grabbed the present and throws it on the floor. "Then I don't want it!" A swarm of spiders suddenly emerge from the present box and cover Loona up to her head. "Ugh!"
Blitzo is outside his office window clutching Y/n to his chest.
"We're sorry, you love spiders."
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Helluva Boss x Reader
Fiksi PenggemarIn Hell, imps are the lowest of the low in society. Follow Blitzo (the 'o' is silent), his second in command Y/n, his weapons specialist Moxxie, his powerhouse Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. With the help of an ancient book obtained b...
