Helluva Boss x Reader

Chapter 4

Y/n stood next to Loona. "Look, the point is Loona's a valued member of our family, and you don't give up on or get rid of family.

Loona looks up from her phone and smiles, touched by Y/n's words.

"We aren't a family, you two! You are the bosses! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!" Moxxie complained as Loona held up her middle finger.

"That is offensive! Without homeless people, I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in this life!"

Blitzo walked over to the window and put his face up against it, cracking it, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. Satan bless." A female demon is on her cellphone and ignores the hobo. Blitzo smugly waves at him, before lowering the window blinds.

Moxxie face palmed. "While we're on the subject of "family", can you two stop stop finding me and Millie outside of work?"

"Come on, Sweetie! It's not that big a deal!"

"Excuse me, what?!"

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Moxxie was stirring something in the pot. "Honey, can you get me the butter?"

"Sure, Sweetie."

Millie opens the fridge door and finds Blitzo and Y/n inside as the latter hands her the butter.

"Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!"

Millie giggled.

"What's funny, Honey?" Moxxie asked.

"Really impressive word play." Blitzo told him.

"What the?! Why are you in our fridge?!"

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Moxxie and Millie are asleep in bed. The former is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard. Moxxie opens his eyes and sees Blitzo standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.

"Whatcha dreamin' about?" Blitzo asked.

"I was dreaming about my parents being murdered, but now, I'd like to go back to that."

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Of all the imps in hell! It's for her that I fell!

It's for him that I fell!

Oh, Millie!

They close their eyes to kiss, but Moxxie notices Blitzo and Y/n outside the window with a camcorder. "Are you fucking filming us right now?!"

Y/n waved.

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"Just. Stop. Doing. That!"

Blitzo shrugged. "I don't see what the issue is! Is there something you don't want us seeing?"

Moxxie twitched. "No!"

"You a baby-weiner-haver?" Y/n mocked.

Loona snickered.

"Sir, what you say and how you act is totally inappropriate!" Moxxie stood up from his hair in a fit of anger.

"Calm down, Mox. You're gonna have another panic attack."

"I am calm!!" Moxxie starts whimpering as Millie patted his head. "Shh. Shh. There, there."

"Look, we don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside work hours, so don't judge us!" Y/n told him as Blitzo made a motion with his hands.

"Oh, I do judge you! Quite a lot actually!"

"Mox, they are our boss!" Millie told him.

"No no no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just...How do I say this without being offensive...Retarded." Blitzo told her.

"Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single lives?" Moxxie asked.

"It actually does."

Loona looked up from her phone. "The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage!"

"No he's not, you bitch!" Millie raised two middle fingers at the hellbound.

"Hey! Do not talk to our receptionist that way! She's sensitive!" Y/n yelled.

"Yes, I am!" Loona snapped at Millie.

"You guys are all fucking assholes." A voice said.