Me when I realize no one at my school knows about Percy Jackson: I am prepared to fight my way out of here.
Teacher: We are starting a Greek mythology unit
Smart kids: oh, I got this-
Percy Jackson fan: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL?!
(Lol, I'm the smart kid who is in the Percy Jackson fandom)
Me: *sees animal looking at me*
Me: hello Frank Zhang, I have been expecting you....
Me: The seven, Nico, Thalia, and Reyna (And the other demigods) deserve a break.
Also me when reading a Riordan book: WHERE ARE MY BABIES!?! ARE THEY OKAY!?! I NEED MY CHILDREN, I NEED MY SHIPSSSSSS!!!!
Mortal: I am a child of Artemis, she is so cool, she rides a chariot across the sun!
Me *whispers*: Get. The. Gun.
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