OMG, I STARTED THIS A LIKE TWENTY MINUTES AGO ALREADY HAVE 4 VOTES, THANK YOU LoverofBooksGal FOR READING!
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Me: okay, I am currently trying not to cry because GF is over and I need you outta my face right now-
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When you stub your toe and it doesn't hurt: I AM A BEING OF PURE ENERGY WITH NO WEAKNESSES!
Person: what is your favorite Disney princess?
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