Linh: if I was a drink I'd be lushberry juice, what would you guys be?
Tam: bleach
Sophie: sewage
Biana: calm down edge lords
Alden: can someone please take out the trash?
Keefe: I'm sorry, Tam's too heavy
| the only reason no one can read Sophie's mind is because it's just constant, incomprehensible screaming
| as Fitz Vacker, one of the few elves to go in Sophie's mind, I can confirm this.
| I swear in the next book if we don't learn about the Great Gulon Incident, I'm gonna literally sue Shannon Messenger
| We got your back, just tell us when.
Keefe: GUYS I DID SOMETHING STUPID.
Tam: congrats, that's the 275th time this week
Forkle: are you getting enough sleep Sophie?
Sophie: the amount of time you blink in a day averages to about thirty minutes with your eyes closed, so I think I'm doing pretty good.
Forkle: .....
Lord Cassius: Keith, am I a good father?
Keefe:....my name is Keefe
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