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on this episode: nagito is clingy and won't leave hajime alone or let him talk to anyone else.

(is this a crackfic or oneshots? we will never know.)

It was yet another boring day, and hajime had some time to spare. he'd been spending a lot of time with nagito he felt, so he decided to spend time with somebody else, so he headed over to akane's cottage to hang out.

it was a breath of fresh air to hang out with somebody he doesn't talk to a lot. he was enjoying listen to different training techniques when the two heard a knock at the door.

"huh? i ain't expecting any company," akane stopped her demonstration and went to answer the door. for an unknown reason, hajime felt a lump in his gut telling him who was at the door.

"hey akane!" a familiar ashy voice greeted, "i was looking for hajime and oh-! is that him?"

"yeah," akane picked at earwax casually, "me and harvey were just training together. why do you ask?"

"could i possibly borrow him for a moment?" he grinned lightly, straightening ihs posture, "i hate to impose."

"ahh, it's okay," aken waved nagito off, "we can always train another day! take him."

hajime let out a small sigh and got up, walking to the door past akane. "what do you want, nagito?"

"i want to show you something cool!" he grinned and pulled hajime along by the hand.

~~

hajime was spending time to himself, simply eating lunch at the resturaunt. he was having a peaceful conversation with gundhum until he spotted tangled white hair bobbing up the stairs. hajime banged his head against the table, alarming the other across the table.

"what demons have entered your soul, pointed one?!" gundhum turned around and saw what alerted hajime, "ah. hopeful one. what journey brings you up this path?"

"i just wanted to see hajime!" he smiled light heartedly, "i don't mean to barge in, i just wanted to share some possible clues to get off the island!"

hajime lifted his head and turned to nagito, "well, can it wait? i'm eating right now."

"it's really important!" komaeda pushed, his voice grading at hajime's nerves, "i'd really appreciate it if you listened."

"fine." hajimes got up, his chair scaping the floor beneah him, "sorry, gundhum. we can continue later.'

~~

hajime found himself in his room, nervs acting up. he didn't exactly feel in the mood to speak to his friends. even then, there was another boring day ahead of him. maybe catching up on sleep isn't a bad idea... i haven't gotten a good nights sleep in a couple of weeks. decidign this was probably the best idea, hajime took off all clothes besides underwear, flopping ont his bed. he kept his air conditioner at a very low temprature, considering how badly he tended to sweat. letting out a soft sigh, hajime nuzzled into his pillow, feeling relaxed. his brain was still spouting his worries, so he knew he wouldn't fall into a deep sleep, but he could do with a light nap.

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"hajime-!" a loud bang sent hajime sprawling out ofo bed helplessly, being too late to realize his indecency. 

"uwuHH!?" hajime prepared to run, fully accepting that he was about to be the victim in the next trial. He stopped in his tracks when he hard a soft laugh.

"If I were to murder you, this would be the perfect opportunity," nagito's voice had never been so calming, but at the same time-

"nagito! why would you just barge in no warning?!" hajime covered his bare chest with his blankets, wondering where he put his clothes, "moreso, how did you get through the lock!?"

"i broke it." he grinned in a carefree way, "were you taking a nap just now? did i wake you up, hajime?"

"why does everyone break my locks!?" hajime gave up on his search and sat back on his bed, "and yeah. i was trying to nap. doesn't matter anymore, though."

"oh! can i join?"

"w-" hajime was dumbfounded, "what?'

"i'd like to take a nap with you."

"u-um. isn't that weird though?" hajime thought with his gross heteronormative mind, "i-i mean... we're both boys..."

IM STOPPING HERE BC IT'S GETTING TOO SERIOUS ITS DEVOLVING INTO MADNESS GOODBYE