Real Cats Wear Plaid (chapter one)

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I was walking around Timbercat village when the Timbercats return with humans in their litterbox the reason I was in Timbercat village is because I live here I was raised by these cats and they gave me an axe

Ruffles: stand at attention! You're in front of the Scratching Tree!

All the cats including me raises their axes the humans exit the litterbox

Boy: it looks like it's... um, how do I say, uh, not much of a tree anymore

I glare at him

Shoelace: hey! It's sacred to our very way of life

Purple: oh my gosh there's a human here

Me: hush

Ruffles points a deathstalker tail attached to a pole at the boy

Ruffles: what's that on your sweater human? Is that supposed to be funny?

Boy: oh, this old rag? It's from a very long time ago, when humans used to keep cats as, uh, pets. You know, I... I can just wear it like this

The boy crosses his arms covering the cat on his sweater the girl wearing a wolf pelt grunts a bug comes out saying

Bug: I'm back in fightin' shape

The bug looks around

Bug: aw, man, I just remembered we got caught

Molly: what do we do with these humans? Should we eat 'em?

Two humans look at eachother then back at Molly

Me: we'd have to clean them first, they rode here in litter

Ruffles says while batting the deathstalker tail: I say we bat them between our paws for several hours until we get bored

Shoelace: I wish Yumyan were here, he'd know what to do, he always decide these things for us

Molly: eat them!

Ruffles: bat them!

Molly: eat them!

Ruffles: bat them!

Molly: eat them! There's only one way to settle it

Ruffles screeches

Ruffles: caterbrawl

Everyone starts screeching as they start to fight I go over to the humans and watch this mess of sadness unfold

Wolf: we need to get out of this mad house as soon as possible

Me: yo-

Purple: but look at them! The poor things lost without their friend Yumyan

Me: he's our leader

We see some cats crying while fighting eachother

Purple: we should help them find him! And not for selfish reasons, although we do need to win them over, it's just the right thing to do

Boy: yeah, no. I'm with tiny on this one

Brain: is tiny her name

Tiny: call me that again and you're a dead man

Brain: guess not

Shoelace: no! This isn't right! It's just not the same, not without Yumyan

Molly goes over to shoelace and holds out a bit of yarn shoelace starts playing with it

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