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Don't leave Sparkles unsupervised at the mall

Tw; Slight theft, cursing, Tokoyami likes litol shiny things, Aoyama likes bright shiny things, Bakugo is no longer aloud on cryptid watching duty, probably more, let me know what i missed

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Class A was at the mall. A rarity, with Dadzawa not trusting them, ever. There was a rule that they always follow: don't leave Aoyama and Tokoyami alone together. It was originally a rule made by Hagakure and Ojiro, but everyone just went with it. Today Bakugo was forced to watch the pair.

The three stayed in the foodcourt, for the most part. Then Aoyama dragged them to a jewlery store, once they all finished the food they ordered. "Sparkles, what are we doing here?"

"Apologies, mon Cher, but I was going to show Fumi this beautiful necklace I saw, that I new they'd just adore~. You don't have to watch us all day, Katsu~."

Bakugo hesitated. "I don't trust you two dumbasses to make responsible decisions, but I also need to double check Eijiro isn't wasting his allowance on Crocs and Hot Topic Band Merch... Again... " Bakugo sighed. "Just don't do anything stupid, fuckwads." He left the two of them alone.

"Now, the necklace~."

Aoyama took Tokoyami's hand and dragged them over to a stand, where a crystal butterfly necklace was on display. "That is a very... sparkly neklace, Yuuga."

"Oui, like me~! I require it."

"How do you plan to afford it? Katsuki took our money-"

"Fumikage!" Dark Shadow poked the other. "Fumikage, there's really sparkly rings over there, and a shiny gold one, and I want-!"

Tokoyami looked over at what Dark Shadow was pointing at and nodded. "How shall we afford these things?"

"We could just steal them~!" Aoyama said, still admiring the necklace.

"Yuuga, we're hero students."

"Oui, but no one will know, and Katsu has our money, and we have Cryptid advantage~"

"Yeah! You're always blurry, or not there at all in pictures, and videos!" Dark Shadow agreed.

"You really want that necklace, don't you?"

"Juste en peu~."

Tokoyami glanced back at the rings in the display case, then back at Aoyama. "Alright."

The two were the first ones back at the dorms. Aizawa was a little suspicious, but didn't say anything. When the rest of the class got back to the dorms, they were confused and concerned. "Hey guys! How'd you get back before us?" Midoriya asked. Tokoyami shrugged.

"The Darkness beckoned us home."

"You didn't go to Hot Topic, though, you always go there," Kirishima asked. He was wearing a new band sweatshirt and a K-12 choker, and was holding three shoe boxes.

" Oui, 'tis my fault- I wished to leave early, and asked Fumi to accompany me~."

Shouji raised an eyebrow. "Nice necklace, Yuuga."

"Oh, merci, merci! Isn't it just darling~?"

"How'd you buy it? Didn't Katsuki have all your money?" Hagakure asked, walking up and sitting next to Tokoyami on the couch.

"And wasn't he with Kirishima and I to stop him from spending all his money in one day?" Jirou asked.

Yuuga stared at the tv pleadingly. "They keep a secret stash of money on them at all times," Tokoyami said, elbowing them.

"O- oui, who doesn't~?"

"Rich people..." Ururaka shook her head and walked up to her room, followed by Ashido and Yoayorozu.

"Really?" Hagakure said doubtfully.

"Of course~. We would never steal anything, we're not villains~!"

"Yuuga, be quiet."

"Alright, mon Cherie."

"Oh my God, please tell me you didn't steal a necklace from the mall," Ojiro said.

"We did not," Tokoyami said.

"Oh thank God-"

"We also stole some sparkly sapphire rings! And a really shiny gold one!" Dark Shadow said, smiling. Tokoyami glared. "What?"

"Don't blame us, Katsu was the one that left us alone~," Aoyama flopped across the couch.

"Hey! Don't blame me! You said I didn't have to watch you two all day!"

"Oui~, but you were the one who trusted us~."

"I am bird, I like shiny. I see shiny, I want," Dark Shadow explained.

"We are never leaving you two alone at a store, ever again," Sero said.

"You are no better," Kaminari said, walking up the stares, carrying Jirou's bags, along with his.

"Oh fuck off, Hanta."

"Let's forget this ever happaned," Midoriya said.

"Yes, let's." Iida said. "I will talk to you two later. For now, I am going to talk with Aizawa-Sensei over issues dealing with Mineta."

"Have fun Class Pres~!"

"I will not!"

"Well... Now we know why we shouldn't let them be alone when there's a jewelery store nearby...!"

"You don't say," Ojiro said saracastically.

Hey, welcome to hell!

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