DoD with Flame

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Nighthowler: Hey guys.

Starflight: son? I thought you said you didn't want to come back

Nighthowler: I don't. I was forced.

Tsunami: by who?

Nighthowler: by Lily.

Tsunami: oh

Nighthowler: Yeah

Sunny: So, why are you here?

Nighthowler: I already told you

Glory: she didn't mean how you got here she meant why. Gosh, you know for some related to Starflight you have thick scull

Starflight: I don't know if I should be offended or happy

Nighthowler: You should be offended! Queen Glory just called me dumb!

Clay: oh hey Nighthowler, do you have any chickens?

Glory: FOR THE LAST TIME CLAY, HE DOES NOT HAVE ANY FOOD!!!!

Clay: ...I'm sorry! *Starts crying like a baby.*

Tsunami: Look what you did now!

Glory: oh. Sorry Clay I didn't mean to make you cry...

*Peril bursts through the wall*

Peril: WHO MADE CLAY CRY! WHEN I FINd OUT WHO DID IT I WILL BURN THEM TO ASHES!!!!!!!

Glory: Relax, I just made a mistake

Peril: Oh if you weren't Clay's best friend I would kill you here and now

Glory: I thought-

*Deathbringer bursts through the wall suddenly*

Deathbringer: *Growling* Over my dead body.

Starflight: guys can we please just MOVE ON?!!!!

Perilbringer: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS OR I WILL KILL YOU TOO!!!

*Fatespeaker walks into the cave through Deathbringer's hole*

Fatespeaker: YOU LEAVE STARRY ALONE!!!!

Peril: *rolls her eyes*

Nighthowler: oookkaayy... anyway, Dad you and Flame have to sing take a knee take a hike by
Hank Williams Jr

Starflight: let's get this over with. Are we bringing-

Fatespeaker: wait did you say Flame?

Nighthowler: *nods*

Fatespeaker: oooooh he is the worst dragon in all of Pryhhia!!!

Nighthowler: sorry but you have to follow what I tell you to do here

Fatespeaker: fine.

Nighthowler: Alright, I'm going to bring two-year Future Flame. 

*Flame appears but is much older.*

 Flame: *shy* Hey Fatespeaker...

Fatespeaker: *Growling* Flame. 

Flame: Right. This is past, you still hate me. 

Fatespeaker: In the future, I don't hate you and you don't hate me? 

Flame: Yup, actually Starflight and I competing for your love

Starspeaker: WHAT?! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?! 

Flame: Since two years later

Nighthowler: I guess we know who she chooses 

Flame: NOOOO!!! 

Glory: *Whispers to Tsunami* this is surprisingly really entertaining. 

Tsunami: I know right! 

Clay: I know! 

Nighthowler: Okay children, please start the song! 

Flame: I hope this wins your heart

Fatespeaker: In your dreams

Flame: 

Oh, how we all love Monday night

When my song is done everyone's so pumped and hyped

Some won't stand for the anthem and that's their right

Well, freedom isn't free

Our military means our liberty

So if you're gonna take a knee, take a hike


Starflight and Flame: 

So get behind the stars and stripes

Or just get the hell out and quit your gripe

So you got a long list of things that you don't like

Well please do us a favor

All you America haters

If you're gonna take a knee, take a hike


Flame: 

I'm afraid the NFL means 'Not For Long'

If they don't find a fix for what's goin' on

How about a new boss like Condoleezza Rice

Just say please do us a favor

All of you America haters

If you're gonna take a knee, take a hike


Starflight and Flame: 

No we don't apologize for America

That old VFW, that is sacred ground

And we like to sing along

On that good old Haggard song


Starflight: 

When you're runnin' down our country, hoss

You're walkin' on the fightin' side of me

Well please do us a favor 

All you America haters. 


Flame and Starflight: 

If you're gonna take a knee, take a hike


Flame: So dearest, did I win your affection? 

Fatespeaker: Well...maybe...

DoD: WHAT?!

Flame: Really! 

Fatespeaker: ...*bursts in laughter* Moons NO! I was only playing around!

Flame: *growling* this is why nobody likes you

Fatespeaker: Sorry Flame. My heart is set on Starflight

Sunny: *Whispers to Fatespeaker* Thank the Moons, because if you did choose Flame then Starflight will start to like me. So DON'T do that...okay? 

Fatespeaker: Okay Officer Sunny

Sunny: Thank you. 

Nighthowler: Well...that was a change of events...

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