🧡Haikyuu oneshots🖤

I wanna be your golden goose

✨I wanna shave my legs for you✨
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Yamaguchi is tired of not being noticed
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•Yama✨akashi✨iwai
•yamaharem
A/n: I don't give a fuck if don't ship it don't comment anything about not shipping it because that's unnecessary and it's quite annoying😌✌️🏾.
•everyone ooc
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It was the first day back from summer, everyone but the greenette Was there.

"Hey tsukishima have you seen Yamaguchi today," sugamama asked noticing his baby crow wasn't there.

"No I haven't seen him all summer," saltyshima said rolling his eyes in annoyance, who did Tadashi think he was? He ditched him all summer, instead he had to spend his summer with an owl and rooster and some crows , Not that he minded but was still hurt about it.

"I hope he okay"
Said a worried Asahi as he played with his pinky a bit.

"I'm sure Yamaguchi is fine"
Yelled Tanaka while, noya said

"I MISS MY PURE koHAi"
He said with anime tears

"Maybe we'll see him at training camp," Hinata said in excitement jumping around with stars in his eyes.

"Boke we haven't seen him all summer what makes you think we'll see him at training camp," Kageyama said scoffing  he was also was little Down Yamaguchi didn't want hang out with them, it made kageyama feel like it was his fault maybe hinata was right he looked mean, but he didn't know how too look nice, either it's not his fault he was born with this face. Pouting slightly making Hinata blush lightly, it's was so cute the other nearly passed out.

"Tadashi had already told me ahead of time he will meeting up their now let's get pack up in the bus"
Coach ukai said as everyone packed up on the bus

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"God those crows are always late"

Kuroo said to Kenma who rolled his eyes before mumbling about seeing his boyfriend shoyo going back to his game.

Lev being the dumbass he is decide it be a good idea to grope yaku fat ass, sadly something oikwara doesn't have-

"LEV YOU DINGUS" yelled Yaku blushing, mumbling about coming for Lev kneecaps but instead kick him in the side across the gym.

"Worth.. it" groaned the gray-haired male
While Yaku huffed still blushing looking away.
"Hey HEY HeY" yelled bokuto,
While Akaashi sighed looking unamused as usual noticing the crows weren't there.
He had to take a liking towards their number twelve, although nobody seemed to care about the pretty boy, he was always on the bench. on top of that nobody talks him other than that tall blonde kid but he seemed like an asshole. Akaashi was would never admit it but god Tadashi was so fucking cute, he remembers the last training camp call it creeps but he watched the boy pout for half an hour over, some food and it was the cutest thing he has ever seen the boy's face was a light red his chubby cheeks puffed freckles on his face, he looked so pretty if he could he'd kiss every freckle-

"KENNMAa"

One human tangerine said jumping on the slightly taller kenma. Who wrapped his hands around Hinata waist.

"Shoyo"
He said kissing the other lips, before pulling away looking at Hinata's face who was smiling like an idiot. Before mumbling

"Did you miss me"

"On my god, I think im going be sick," said saltyshima watching the two shorties said with salt dripping from each word, not noticing his two boyfriends that were until bokuto pulled the bean pole, in the middle of him and Kuroo
Bokuto being the little bastard, decided to tease the blonde by pressing his lips lightly against his neck, sucking a little, before pulling away, smirking at kuroo who shortly caught on, before both eyed at the bottom who looked at them confused on what the hell was happening before it clicked