🧡Haikyuu oneshots🖤

Thighs

✨To say we're in love is dangerous✨
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The captains start simping over Daichi-
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•smut????
•trans Kageyama
•daichi simp squad
• everyone ooc
Fun fact Daichi 5'9

Based off this image

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All of the captains of course expected karasuno captain, because he was late.
Had decided they hang out after on the last day of training camp.

"A-Ah sorry I'm late Hinata and Noya got stuck in the net then Tsukki And Kageyama had to be taken to the nurse because they started throwing the volleyballs at each really hard and, suga currently hanging out with Akaashi and yaku so I didn't want to bother him" he rambled ,the team's weird antics were starting to rub off on him.

"It's okay Daichi-san let change and then we will leave," Ushijima said looking down at the thick man.( a/n; have y'all seen this man he is so thigh I'd let him drown me-)

"Oya Daichi you wanna play game with us" Kuroo asks while daichi turns around to his locker.

Kuroo eyes instantly moved to the other ass and thighs,

'Their so big and juicy I'd bet their warm and squishy' Kuroo thought, unconsciously his hand drifted to the back of his thigh, pressing down Lightly.

"Ah~
Everyone immediately got hard at such a small but euphoric sound.

"K-kuroo stop squeezing me"
Daichi stuttered his thighs were very sensitive( A/n mine are too)

"Ah sorry Daichi" he smirked smack the side which left a handprint

"Ahh~ geez did you have to smack me that hard," he said rolling his eyes
Before taking off his shirt. The whole locker room of captains start to filp.

Ushijima looked like He was in-betweenness of constipation and Aroused.

Bokuto had stars in his eyes
staring at daichi like he was meat or something.

Oikwara face was red and his nose was bleeding. Steam was coming from of his ears now breaking from reality, fantasizing about getting smother with sawamura man tiddies-

Kuroo was jaw dropped drooling all over the place it's was like a spit water fall.

Terushima was banging his head against the locker drooling like a crazy person

And daichi was obvious to this
because he was use to weird things for god sakes he's karasuno captain so he didn't think anything of it.

"HEY what's going on in here the teams are ready" coach Naoi yelled before they scurried to get dress all of them looking like they were left, out side for too long once they left the locker room.

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"Hey you guys all right? 
ushijima-San your looking a little saw red do you need go the nurse? Daichi asked touching the other forehead softly, he remembers one time during practice, when tsukkishima decide he would not tell anyone he was sick and passed out."god I'm such a dad" he said out loud in a whisper looking at ushijima red face in pure concern.