Mama Iwaizumi scolding his two children Tobio and kyotani for chasing people with sticks
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•Parents Au
•Iwaoi
•implied mpreg
• Tobio 5
•kyotani 7(mad dog in case some of y'all didn't know
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"Look at those 2 bad ass kid right their oh my god where is their mother-
Iwaizumi said
Watching two kids chase people with sticks.
immediately snatching himself up noticing those are his children.
"Oh OH those are my child- okay HEY HEY COME HERE"
He said freaking out jogging grabbing kyotani while oikwara grabbed tobio
Kyotani pout looking alike an adorable angry puppy.
Soon the two were placed in the car.
"What we're you doing kyo"
Iwaizumi said sternly
Inside he literately wanted to spoil the rotten and give them kisses.
"Sowwy mama but that women was being a meanie"
Kyo pouted with big eyes brown eyes eyebrow furring with angry.
"Sweetheart that doesn't give you the right to chase them with sticks next time please come and get me okay" he said
"But mama! It's not fair that lady deserves a to get her ass kicked!"
Tobio said making both of the parents shook up in their seats nearly dying laughing, but caught themselves.
"Tobie! Don't say that where you to learn that from anyway"
"Papa"
They both said throwing oikwara under the bus with no hesitation.
"Whaaat nooo- I gave you guys popsicles"
He said whining while the two giggled at their father's antics.
"Papa you said if people are mean hit on them and they'll leave you alone" tobio said tilling his head.
While oikwara just laughed nervously getting a glare from his husband.
"Toru if you going curse in front of them at least learn how to bribe them correctly" Hajime laughed
"But boys repeat after me"
"No chasing people with sticks"
"YEAH! Let's chasing them with baseball bats!" kyotani said with excitement.
"Nii-chan is so cool"
Tobio said with looking at kyotani with stars
"No- no bats
Hajime spoke shaking his head was this fault? He did crave a lot of spice food when he was pregnant.
"Nii-chan mama right Let's! Get rocks and throw them at people"
Tobio exclaimed while kyotani agreed with his little brother
"Tobio Baby No- we have to be nice to people oikwara said looking back at the two with a smile.
"But papa tobio is right those mean lady's said mama a abomeestaton"
"You mean Abomination, look just because those ladies said mean words about me doesn't mean it okay for you guys too chase them"
"Sowwy mama" kyotani said dozing off a bit
"It okay baby I love you guys"
With that the car was quite all three of his boys were sleep it was so cute he just had to take a picture and send it to Akaashi Suga and Yaku.
He loves his small family.
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