Edit (06/25/23): I made this in 7th grade. It keeps me awake at night, but it's also too funny to take down.
Some of these were made by my friend, others by me.
Enjoy, these are not for the elderly or pregnant.
Yo ho yeeeeee. Da purple mon stood in front of a tall doorway in front of a HUGE PIECE OF CHEESE. "DANG". I'm very HUnGerY. MIcheal! Give me the cheeeese!!!!!
" But father, I can't get you cheese!
"MMMMHHHHHh,mmmmm. You dum dum. Give me a frickin CHEESE. " Purple grapes wined.
"WIIfffffffffffANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.!!!! " The young stupid child screamed like the devil threw up and then got slapped in the face with a chinchilla and then screached really loud because he ate some over cooked really hot beans.
"Michal. I will ask you one more friiiiiiikin time. GIVe. ME. The. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEse.
"But you're lactose ENTOLERENt!!!!." Said the stupid micheal child.
"Wot? This isn't lactose. It's CHesE. " Said purple grap.
" You're a fikin indiot." Said dat kid.
"Yo he aheh Yo ho! Moichell. Look over there to dat weird looking thingeee." Said Purple mon.
"He he. It looks like a difformed rat. Aho aho ahp aho. Yeeees."
CRIIIIIIiicky crack mmmmmHHMmmmmm.
Dat purple boi just killled micheal. That's how he really died.
Then that purple man ran into da room with da big golden easter bunny and crawled inside. Yippy kaiyo, Im a stupid purple thing. Doooa do do dooooooooooo. Creeeeeeker ooooofff eree "awww daaaaannnggggggg. I'm a dead." Said dat purple man. But he would be back to eat that block of cheese once again DA END.
