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October 17th 11:30 am

Makoto: hello i'm bored

Makoto: is anyone there?

Byakuya: Stop texting me peasant.

Makoto: sorry. i'm just really bored :/

Byakuya: I'm not going to entertain you

Makoto: pleaseeee :)

Byakuya: Please what?

Makoto: entertain me? :)

Byakuya: What do you even want to me do?

Makoto: idk rant about something

Byakuya: ....Fine.

Byakuya: I HATE IT SO MUCH WHEN IM JUST YOU KNOW HAVING A NORMAL DAY AND SOMEONE HAS THE AUDACITY TO COME UP TO ME AND CHALLENGE ME TO ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. DON'T  GET ME WRONG, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST ROCK PAPER SCISSORS, IN FACT I ENJOY THE GAME, BUT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE A MOVE ON THE WORD SCISSORS INSTEAD OF SHOOT BECAUSE THEY WERE RASIED IN A FUCKING....barn. (if anyone gets the reference plz marry me)

Makoto: 😀

Byakuya: What? You asked me.

Makoto: yeah okay um i agree 😀👍

Flowergirl: Hello! Anyone up for a game of roblox?

Byakuya: Why do you need to play roblox every single day Fujisaki?

Flowergirl: It's relaxing and besides, I need a break from this thing Im working on

Byakuya: "Thing?"

Flowergirl: It's a surprise! 💚

Makoto: joining your game chihiro

Flowergirl: I'm glad I can always count on you to play roblox with me Makoto!

Makoto: mhm thanks chihiro

October 17th 2:47 pm

Junko: OMG YALL IM FAMOUS

Junko: IM ON THE NEWS GUYS!

Junko: AND OMG THEY ARE WANTED POSTERS OF ME EVERYWHERE

Junko: IM LITERALLY A CELEBRITY

Toko: Junko, you're not famous, you're a criminal.

Junko: mAmA iM iN lOvE wiTh a cRiMiNaL~~

Toko: Gross.

Junko: OH! speaking of love

Junko added Cozzie to the chat

Junko: this is cozzie cornflake everyone! me and her have a date tonight

Cozzie: lol yeah cuz junko is big hotty 🥵🥵

Junko: everyone say hi

Flowergirl: Hi Cozzie! I'm Chihiro Fujisaki

Cozzie: yuh ik all your guys names

Flowergirl: Junko told you?

Cozzie: sure we'll go with that

Makoto: hi cozzie!

Cozzie: hi are you with byakuya yet or no?

Makoto: what? what do u mean with?

Cozzie: ah got it

Cozzie: sorry no spoilers

Makoto: um okay?

Mondo: hi cornflake

Cozzie: ew smelly poo poo alm weirdo 🙄

Mondo: why does everyone hate me for saying alm?

Cozzie: cuz that's ✨racist✨

Byakuya: Hello Cornflake.

Cozzie: hey 🥵🥵🥰🥰😏😏

Byakuya: No. I refuse to let another Toko in my life.

Aoi: Hello Cozzie! Nice to meet ya 😁

Cozzie: hi Aoi nice to meet you to even tho i already know who u are

Celeste: Hello Cozzie Cornflake. Nice to make your acquaintance.

Cozzie: light it up up up light it up up up light it up up up IM ON FIREEEE

Celeste: I see...

Sakura: Hello Cozzie

Cozzie: hiiiiii

Mukuro: Hello Cozzie, I'm glad you make my sister happy

Cozzie: OMG HI MUKURO JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOURE AMAZING AND GORGEOUS AND OVERALL AN AWESOME HUMAN BEING

Mukuro: Oh wow I appreciate it thanks :)

Sayaka: Hello Cozzie! Nice to meet you

Cozzie: ew die

Sayaka: Oh :(

Junko: OMG ILY COZZIE YOURE THE BEST!

Cozzie: thanks i love you too junko

Toko: I'm so glad you have someone to love Junko! Now you won't bother me all the time!

Junko: don't act like you're getting out of anything toks

Junko: i'm still taking you everywhere and besides i literally live with you

Toko: Yes I am aware. Speaking of which why do you even live me and Komaru?

Junko: how many times do i have to tell you? the police know where my apartment is and i don't wanna go to jail so therefore i need someone to stay and i can't stay with cozzie cuz her parents won't let her and everyone else in this chat hates me so you're the only person i can stay with

Toko: When did I say I didn't hate you?

Junko: shut up you love me

sorry y'all ik this chapter is short but i didn't really have any ideas

yes this is a crack fic but it'll actually have some plot later in the story so stay tuned for that

it's not like anyone but cozzie reads this but yeah hi cozzie

that's all i needed to say

byeeeee

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